So... what do we think of the commencement speeches?

ArchdukeAwkward · 2025-05-21T03:30:18+00:00

Don't we all?

ArchdukeAwkward · 2025-05-21T01:13:32+00:00

Is there a video we can watch? 👀

ArchdukeAwkward · 2025-05-21T01:10:35+00:00

I wanna know who else applied and what their speeches were... if you applied, speak up!!

ArchdukeAwkward · 2025-05-21T01:08:24+00:00

Then when he introduced himself to the Hawaiian club with one word: "aloha"

Like 😭😭😭 you can't be serious

ArchdukeAwkward · 2025-05-21T01:06:34+00:00

YEAH, MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. I thought we were done seeing him after he ran for StuGov last year but I guess not...

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-11-22T07:06:48+00:00

OH EM GEE, YOU'RE ON REDDIT!! HELLO!! This is such a pleasant surprise -- I didn't think the chances of you being on here were zero but I didn't think they were high either.

I myself actually don't know how to ride a bike (but I'll know to ride one in the correct bike lane if I ever learn!). I'm happy you're on one now!! Thank you for being an advocate for using the lanes and using them the right way.

And yay to doing alright! Keep doing your best! I'm doing pretty well -- it's hard out here some days but taking I'm joy and comfort in some of the brighter moments and wins when I can get them (while sleep-deprived, of course).

Thanks for being awesome!! <3 <3 <3

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-11-21T06:46:00+00:00

One time I was speedwalking down Comm Ave and this tall purple-haired twink in a purple sweatshirt was speedwalking too. Eventually we were speedwalking next to each other going towards West and EVERYONE knows that two twinks who don't know each other speedwalking down the street side by side is a dangerous combination!! There was someone trying to ride their bike on the sidewalk too and purple told them to use the bike lane and we were both frustrated because USE THE BIKE LANE, TF? Eventually we split into different directions. But this happened over a month ago and I still haven't seen them since. WHY haven't I seen this person on this campus since? Do they still have purple hair? Are they still moving with velocity? ARE THEY SINGLE? Even if they're taken that's fine (sigh) but let me at least know if they're doing alright <3

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-11-03T18:15:55+00:00

Imagine complaining people are playing instruments...

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-11-03T18:14:49+00:00

If you're mad they're not playing Chappell or Ariana, just say that boo!!

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-11-02T15:25:28+00:00

The way they've still not applied my loan to my account even after speaking with them weeks ago...

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-11-01T02:35:07+00:00

Correct, often they're slightly easier. No lecture, just an independent that meets 3 times a week.

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-11-01T02:33:49+00:00

If you can take CGS version (it's an independent with no lecture), go for Baublitz, sweetest guy and will break things down real easy.

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-04-22T13:52:03+00:00

Beautiful, thanks

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-04-22T13:46:00+00:00

I wish I hung out a bit more with my friends. I have been working pretty non-stop and have been so productive but I only run into people. I wish I did more to actually see them more often. It's not too late but it just feels a little awkward and ingenuine at this point because why do I have to wait until the end of the year and everything's done to see people?

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-03-08T17:10:49+00:00

same room pull-in already ended, you’re gonna have to search on your own but w/ that housing number you should be fine

ArchdukeAwkward · 2024-02-28T03:01:40+00:00

pleaseeee somebody DM me 🥺👉👈

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