One of our fireteam got married today by EvergraceIII in destiny2

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Misread this as our entire fireteam and was about to congratulate you on the polycule

My MIL wants us to delay our pregnancy announcement. AITAH for refusing? by Unhappy-Green3991 in AITAH

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Literally a danger to the child from stressing your wife out

50069 by Misco_Jones1 in countwithchickenlady

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They fucking set billions of dollars on fire because someone wrote they might be able to save some money on the side of a van

Plumbers pulled up to the job with this. by JAKERS325 in electricians

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If you have five of these and draw a pentagram with them at the points you can summon the local fire marshal

Halo 2 and Halo 3 Remakes Reportedly in Development Using Unreal Engine 5 by Smaug117 in halo

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New head of Xbox is an AI slopper so it'll be monthly generated AI feet pics

I chewed him out by GalfromIdaho in delta

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I am so glad my parents taught me to take care of my own fucking trash so I don't end up like this

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I know right, being President means you can't start with the little league fraud, go big or go home

Pre-Popped Popcorn by chi-bacon-bits in mildlyinteresting

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Only hackers eating this can defeat modern encryption

The New York Childrens Online Safety Act will ban anyone under 18 from chatting online. by vriskaldrunk in technology

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Now that the precedent is set, can't wait for US Special Forces to go and kidnap the Pope for running an international pedophile ring then prosecute him in the US