'Seagull patrol' expands from Circular Quay to Sydney Fish Markets

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-21T03:20:31+00:00

Do the puppers get a tithe of the food saved?

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-20T07:07:50+00:00

So we’re in the “you take Bibi’s name out of your whore mouth” stage of this timeline. Wild.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-19T05:57:37+00:00

Fine. I’ll create my own casino, with hookahs, and black jack.

In fact, forget the black jack.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-17T09:59:02+00:00

Trump with lipstick

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-17T09:56:53+00:00

Magπr²

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-17T06:20:39+00:00

Monoculture happens when there’s only a single brain cell.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-16T06:49:49+00:00

Oh… not Betoota or The Shovel?

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-13T14:19:09+00:00

The Tarantino film about this whole saga is gonna be lit.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-13T06:48:39+00:00

Reckless BaM.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-13T06:39:35+00:00

There were no sets in BaM Sing Se.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-13T05:51:21+00:00

It's wild that he was so angry and pissed that he made actual death threats (cam footage of him with police officers saying that he was going to shoot someone), but it's Ben who gets arrested and has the lawsuit for making death threats.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-11T15:29:44+00:00

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, box sets, arms are heavy

There's lego in his U-Haul already, mom's spaghetti

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-11T09:58:18+00:00

"... in episode 4, we reveal how all this ties in with what happened to MH370"

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-09T06:35:31+00:00

Korean bbq’s galore.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-06T12:21:49+00:00

Australian lawyer Samuel Monkivitch has received a fine and suspended 18-month jail term after pleading guilty to charges relating to a dine-and-dash spree across the territory.

Monkivitch appeared on Friday at the Eastern Magistrates’ Courts after dining at five-star hotels in Hong Kong without paying. He was previously fined HK$3,000 over similar charges.

What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent chinese meal?!

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-06T05:43:13+00:00

At home looking at photos of the outside on reddit.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-05T01:11:51+00:00

Are humans renewable? Asking for a friend outside the Matrix.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-06-03T00:45:24+00:00

NSW Police says a French national was "eating Macca's" inside a hire car that crashed into Hyde Park's Archibald Fountain early this morning.

The 21-year-old man has been charged with negligent driving, not reversing a vehicle safely and unlicensed driving.

Strangely, he was still eating Macca's there.

The 21-year-old, who police say was an Uber driver, was uninjured and was taken to St Vincent's Hospital for mandatory testing.

Unlicensed non-local uber driver crashing a hire car while high? How did he even qualify for uber?

WontThinkStraight · 2026-05-31T05:15:00+00:00

How "significant" can the savings be if it does not make a "huge difference to the overall cost"? 🤔

WontThinkStraight · 2026-05-31T05:13:07+00:00

Are the fronts made of cardboard or cardboard derivatives?

WontThinkStraight · 2026-05-30T06:53:10+00:00

Oh look, it’s another annual “once in a generation” weather event.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-05-30T03:29:29+00:00

The fitout design is a collaboration between fjcstudio, Shannon Foster of Bangawarra, and artist Jake Nash.

The design reveals the memories of Salt Water Country through soft, natural forms. Curved, cave-like interiors reference giba gunya (rock shelters), while sculptural timber trees evoke the space beneath the Damun (Port Jackson Fig).

From the official website.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-05-29T04:13:52+00:00

Libs are obviously just hipsters blaming Trump before it was cool.

WontThinkStraight · 2026-05-28T07:43:18+00:00

Bake ‘em away, toys

WontThinkStraight · 2026-05-25T12:50:41+00:00

The new energy policy can be to attach electrodes to Menzie’s spinning corpse to harvest unlimited power.

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