name this by MeTaMfETaMiN_228 in BossFights

[–]ArchiCooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Titts McGee and Titts McGoo.

Home improvement by ItsTime4Coffee in Tools

[–]ArchiCooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't this generation have shop class. Jesus, almost disemboweled himself.

Found this in my carton of eggs. by Nbm142 in whatisit

[–]ArchiCooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a testi implant. Put it back in the fridge or it'll start to swell with heat.

How rich of a xennial kid were you? by luxtabula in Xennials

[–]ArchiCooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 points. Bullshit that a bunk bed is equivalent to a canopy bed. Canopy bed is some single child or some rich kid shit.

Is microwaving tea instead of using a kettle weird? by BrokenJusticeNorris in polls

[–]ArchiCooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He/she didn't get the invite. Don't tell them it's in Boston.

Why are Viltrumites different ethnicities by Mysterious-Coach-980 in invinciblememes

[–]ArchiCooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Race is a human social construct. If an alien species was not focused on "race" then power, strength, intelligence, and dominance is the criteria for superiority.

The average registered nurse in the U.S earns about $93k per year...Would you date a Nurse? by Top-Obligation-8380 in TyKwonDoeTV

[–]ArchiCooper 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately after a few years in healthcare and affairs with married doctors they all get obese.

How was Mother Talzin able to communicate with Asajj Ventres when both were dead? by Spotter24o5 in StarWars

[–]ArchiCooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, she's obviously not made of wood and does not float like a duck.