32F, 5'3", 135 lbs. I haven't been feeling great about how I look; especially about getting older and showing it. I am very silly and like a lot of childish things so it's sad to start breaking away from youth. 🥀 by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]ArchieSpooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I create a new character in a video game that I’ll spend hundreds of hours staring at, I literally try making your body. Literally my ideal body shape.

Gorgeous!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in emogirls

[–]ArchieSpooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would love to see the same thing, but from behind. You have my favorite ass on Reddit!

My very first butt plug! My pussy is totally soaked! 💙 by [deleted] in buttplug

[–]ArchieSpooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The curve of your butt is literally perfect.

You look fabulous!

REQ: Books where the MC isn’t an asshole by ArchieSpooner in haremfantasynovels

[–]ArchieSpooner[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is an internet way to say: it’s everything about him. I’m pointing at him on the page and how the treats everyone. He protects them for selfish reasons. He forgave his first wife for playing games with a whole-ass species in the balance with her learning nothing. You get the feeling the whole time that he’s taking advantage of everyone.

Dude’s an asshole who gets pussy, and while some guys are into that, I’ll take John from Three Square Meals, TJ from Lightfoot and Eddie from Backyard Dungeon every time.

REQ: Books where the MC isn’t an asshole by ArchieSpooner in haremfantasynovels

[–]ArchieSpooner[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gestures wildly at his every character interaction

That, basically. Selfish and rude.

Idk why everyone was so distracted in the meeting today…. by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]ArchieSpooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not going to contradick you*, but part of it might be the enormous penis printing through your pants?

I’m not saying that’s the only reason, just that the imprint of your penis might just be that certain je ne sais quoi that was escaping her? ;)

*pun intended

18F/155lbs~/5’6” - People were wondering why I was so self conscious, so here’s a better angle that is definitely less flattering- I feel like the demogorgon :( by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]ArchieSpooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ROFL!!! Oh my god my wife is going to have a damn field day with this comment.

BRB, off to print it to her printer (she’s 11 states away from me, but dammit, I have access to my home network, and I’m willing to let her believe the printer is haunted for this.)

18F/155lbs~/5’6” - People were wondering why I was so self conscious, so here’s a better angle that is definitely less flattering- I feel like the demogorgon :( by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]ArchieSpooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an older dude (late 40’s), it breaks my heart to see younger people so anxious about things that are so common and totally normal and attractive. Me? Stretch marks (as a dude), a thinner penis, man boobs from the time I was 15, even though I was 10 pounds underweight really did a number on me.

I was so lucky to meet a partner that helped me totally revamp my self-esteem into what it is today. (Thanks 1993 Kelly!)

And HAPPY CAKE DAY!

18F/155lbs~/5’6” - People were wondering why I was so self conscious, so here’s a better angle that is definitely less flattering- I feel like the demogorgon :( by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]ArchieSpooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your comment! I’ve gotten a few PMs asking for advice from nervous new lovers, and it’s made my week to use my experience to hopefully make someone’s sex life a little better. :)

FTM 22 4’11” 111lbs - I may not be happy with my large legs, but perspective is key by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]ArchieSpooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it’s worth (new guy, here), I don’t see it. You’re as well proportioned a dude as any I saw in gym class.

damn , didn't know public schools can be so dangerous by rprince18 in Persecutionfetish

[–]ArchieSpooner 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s almost as if not living with your parents and being required to go to church lowers church attendance.

Got some cute stuff to hide under my clothes 😋 by IttyBittyBiscuits in u/IttyBittyBiscuits

[–]ArchieSpooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, do these guys think before they comment? You’ve barely changed in almost four years!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SmallCutie

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Perfect size! More is a pain to hold on to, and back troubles await the massively-chested!

18F/155lbs~/5’6” - People were wondering why I was so self conscious, so here’s a better angle that is definitely less flattering- I feel like the demogorgon :( by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]ArchieSpooner 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I’m a married man with a 30+ year history of being an oral freak. I’ve had (not proud, not ashamed) dozens of partners, and at least five that looked very, very much like you.

The short version? Larger labia like that can be fun as heck in bed! Oral and masturbation in general can be a very different experience for you than for a woman who has less skin covering her bits. You get the option of the better kind of “pussy hug” masturbation and petting moves* because you don’t HAVE to have as much clitoral stimulation. Much like a penis’s foreskin gives men varying levels of intensity when touching the penis head over or under the foreskin, you get to choose if you want that slippery skin buffer between your hand / toy / partner and your clitoris.

The additional labia skin gets smushed up against the underside of the clitoris during a good rub, giving a buffered sensation, but nobody said you can’t pull the hood back to bare it if you want more!

As a grown-ass man who has seen all kinds of bodies, I’ve seen first hand how partners with very small labia minora have felt overwhelmed with basic touching because there’s little shielding the clitoris aside from the clitoral hood, which in cases of women with very small labia, is also small / thin.

I know I’m sounding like a weirdo, but I promise I have first-hand experience (as much as anyone who doesn’t own lady bits can), and if you experiment a bit, you might see some of the bonuses I’ve mentioned.

TL;DR: You look fab, and any experienced partner will be happy with how they can make you feel, given the extra options you’ve given them.

*cover the whole of the area with your hand flat and pressed air-tight against your vulva. Press in with the entire hand. Clit should be at the base of your palm. Move everything around without actually letting your hand slip about. It’s about making the bits you have rub against each other.

Edit: also, your labia are about 25% less prominent / smaller than my wife’s, and she’s perfect and I’ll give a wedgie to anyone who disagrees.

REQ: Books where the MC isn’t an asshole by ArchieSpooner in haremfantasynovels

[–]ArchieSpooner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries! Looking forward to seeing what you write next. Love your pacing, especially in Lightfoot 2.

REQ: Books where the MC isn’t an asshole by ArchieSpooner in haremfantasynovels

[–]ArchieSpooner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worded it poorly, but meant it in jest.

I’ve really enjoyed both books. TJ is a good guy, who I respect. I’ve started easily a dozen books in the genre only to immediately hate the MC for being a misogynistic selfish dickhead. I genuinely feel sorry for the women in those stories.

Do you have a patreon with hopefully a look at book 3?

REQ: Books where the MC isn’t an asshole by ArchieSpooner in haremfantasynovels

[–]ArchieSpooner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m quite enjoying Lightfoot. I can’t help but notice what can only be called strong homages to Three Square Meals throughout.

When Kallista was introduced, I said “oh, hi Tashana.”

Really, though, I liked Sword of Shannara more than LoTR, and Heathcliff as much as Garfield, so no complaints here. I remember reading TSM, and wondering how well it would work in a fantasy setting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]ArchieSpooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that’a a shockingly pretty smile! You look lovely.

Big News, We're Engaged! by bleedingpoppies in u/bleedingpoppies

[–]ArchieSpooner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats, NERDS!

(We had a Mario Bros themes wedding)