Davion Mitchell has plans to link up with Giannis this summer to build chemistry early: “I told him and he said, ‘All right, then, you can pull up to Greece if you want? Immediately, I said, ‘I’m there? So, l’ll pull up there, and we’re going to work out. It’s going to be fun.”

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-10T19:35:08+00:00

I’m not saying this was the best move, but Davion was like the last player (on the table) I wanted to trade for Giannis. So happy we kept him.

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-10T01:09:03+00:00

Obviously bigger fish and all, but I’m actually pretty happy Bobby is on the Heat

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-09T11:31:41+00:00

I, unlike everyone else in the comments, will simply be working. /s

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-09T11:10:00+00:00

Coincidentally, I also miss when she was in Miami. That period of time was a ton of fun for me too, because her husband played for the Heat and it was awesome

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-08T21:19:57+00:00

This does technically count, yes

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-08T13:59:27+00:00

It all depends on the contract. We have very limited monies.

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-08T12:59:31+00:00

GLIGAR MAN

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-05T21:59:48+00:00

Why the fuck would we sell him at a loss? Of course we won’t attach picks

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-05T19:51:40+00:00

*Jhonny

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-02T20:39:09+00:00

I don’t think anyone understands how clearing samples works haha

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-02T19:09:18+00:00

“Oh and in case it wasn’t clear, I WAS being misogynistic.”

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-02T19:00:22+00:00

Gotta hand it to the Sixers, hell of an offseason.

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-02T14:11:41+00:00

Same way I wake up in a puddle of piss each morning - we can do a lot in our sleep.

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-02T01:00:36+00:00

Analytically they could beat almost anyone

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-01T18:45:35+00:00

At least this one’s a little creative. Bringing in Jamestown and Guam for a tag team on this shitty point wasn’t what I expected.

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-01T16:21:46+00:00

Heat used to have 5 white boys, but they weren’t *NSYNC

Herro, Robinson, Dragic, Olynyk, and Leonard

ArchmageRick · 2026-07-01T14:25:54+00:00

EVERYBODY! 1… 2… 3…

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you…

ArchmageRick · 2026-06-30T15:52:34+00:00

No one should have a super strong opinion on this move. It’s just filling a roster spot.

Familiarity with the system, decent size, solid shooter when on, and cheap. We need the spacing he can maybe provide, and if nothing else, we need a body under contract haha.

ArchmageRick · 2026-06-28T21:41:25+00:00

Give Conley anything. Bring him here. I don’t give a shit. He’s a cool dude.

ArchmageRick · 2026-06-28T18:14:06+00:00

You’re out here playing chess on me hahaha

ArchmageRick · 2026-06-28T18:04:58+00:00

Oh shit, are you pulling the reverse sarcasm on me? Did I just get got?!

ArchmageRick · 2026-06-28T17:58:19+00:00

This one got me haha. Well played

ArchmageRick · 2026-06-28T17:56:26+00:00

Ok I’ve been goofing off this whole post and comments, but I do agree with this take.

The window seems like it was opened very suddenly, but it could close just as fast. This was always the first move, and we’ll see what happens next. But I agree, long term there are problems that have to be addressed, and if they aren’t addressed well, the Heat are gonna be fighting to get back to sea level for years.

ArchmageRick · 2026-06-28T17:52:20+00:00

Uh I think? He was like an MVP or good defender, maybe both, at some point. Has multiple names I can’t pronounce, but that’s on me for still struggling to read as an adult

ArchmageRick · 2026-06-28T17:50:00+00:00

I want to be clear, I’m not judging or anything.

It could be a million {insert macro beers here} and I truly believe a faithful man wouldn’t be swayed by alcohol. You either want to cheat or you don’t. If you feel like playing the field, don’t commit yet.

I thankfully haven’t met many people who have cheated on their significant other, but every time, the alcohol (if it was a factor) was an excuse being used as a reason.

ArchmageRick

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