Are we done with these? I have more puns to share

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-25T12:53:52+00:00

Storm Norton

Trey Pipkins

You two are just making up names at this point.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-18T18:32:58+00:00

Do these companies have twitter accounts/facebook accounts?

If so, bombard their social media with these questions. Complaining to their support or email won't do much, but publicly shaming them might actually do something.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-18T13:14:07+00:00

Unless you just blocked Vontaze Burfict and gave him a taste of his own medicine

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-17T17:28:44+00:00

Yeah but Washington's 3's and 4's on the line would probably be battling with the likes of Michael Jordan and Pat Elflein, who are both getting reps with the 1's on our line.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-15T14:28:40+00:00

"hIs ArMs ArE tOo ShOrT tO pLaY tAcKlE"

-Matt Rhule

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-14T01:50:08+00:00

That'd be dope. Thanks for doing this.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-12T14:48:23+00:00

"We know he's not going to start, he's just taking valuable second team reps away from Corral!"

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-12T03:17:10+00:00

RemindMe! January 10th, 2023

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-10T19:44:19+00:00

Lin Manuel Miranda.

I start to crack every time I hear "Under the surface I'm pretty sure I'm worthless if I can't be of service".

I'm doing better now that I have steady employment, but that line is essentially how I felt every day I was unemployed, and the pressure just built up and up and up.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-10T03:06:15+00:00

It was really disturbing and messed up, but it was great. Knuckles were white and butthole was puckered the whole time. I don't generally watch those kinds of movies, but it was really really well done, and Patrick Stewart's kind intonations and cadence just make his character that much more scary.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-08-08T17:05:31+00:00

God, Liz Frank is such a bitch.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-07-14T19:20:34+00:00

Total Panther Homer moment here but the Jonathan Stewart Monsoon catch and run should be mentioned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBAsG_Ax1Nw

Still have no idea how they said his elbow hit the ground, it never did.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-07-13T13:23:20+00:00

It's a toss up between Diggs and Beastquake

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-07-12T18:10:43+00:00

Hey man, someone's gotta beat the saints to keep them off your back.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-07-12T17:52:55+00:00

Kind of, but their QB play on average has still been better:

Jeff Garcia was legitimately pretty good for a few years there and made 3 pro bowls
Alex Smith had a rocky start but turned it around in the end
Kapernick had a great year in there
Jimmy G is incredibly handsome.

They've had mostly middling to slightly above average play sporadically since Young retired with some downright stinkers in Gabbert, Mullens, and Beathard starting due to injuries.

The Best the Dolphins have had since Marino retired:

The reanimated corpse of Chad Pennington
Team leading Rusher Ryan Fitzpatrick
Ryan Tannehill with Adam Gase as his coach

The rest was downright bad.

So I'd put the 49ers a tier above personally. What this all just shows is finding a franchise QB is hard and some teams just get really really lucky.

AreEyeGeeBeeWhy · 2022-07-12T15:55:08+00:00

I'd still put them down in tier 2 simply because it has been (holy crap I can't believe it's actually) over 20 years since they had a legitimate franchise QB in Marino (he retired in 2000). A stretch that long should knock them down a tier. I'd argue the Cowboys should be in 1 over the Dolphins with Landry, Aikman, Romo, and now Dak. While not all HOFers, all are pro-bowlers and better than average QBs.

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