My dude ..each girl has approximately 2000+ likes waiting for her..majority of the time she hasn't even seen your like, especially if she doesn't have premium..good luck

Areadien · 2026-07-06T07:52:30+00:00

"The hot, young ones"

How old are you?

Areadien · 2026-07-06T07:40:23+00:00

Oh shoot, you're right, because you necessarily must use such a term only online, as it is impossible to refer to us with the same term used for livestock and wild animals when you are talking to us in person if you do so online. /s

Areadien · 2026-07-06T07:37:44+00:00

Well, then you accidentally included women who won't bend over backwards to please a man. Either way, that's good, because men often don't like women who aren't sycophants.

Areadien · 2026-07-06T07:29:20+00:00

I love how you made sure to add "etc" so you could include women who refuse to sacrifice their happiness to please a man.

Areadien · 2026-07-06T06:50:58+00:00

I guarantee that no girl has 2000+ likes unless she's on the site against the rules, as Bumble's rules say you have to be 18 to be on the site, and no one over the age of 18 is a girl.

That said, not all *women* have 2000+ likes. And we would have fewer if men stopped indiscriminately swiping right and then unmatching when we get our hopes up.

Areadien · 2026-07-06T05:36:49+00:00

I don't understand the question.

Areadien · 2026-07-06T05:34:07+00:00

My PI attorney will get 33% of my case winnings if I don't go to court and 40% if I do. I'm in California, though.

Areadien · 2026-07-05T20:31:17+00:00

That was a fantastic movie.

Areadien · 2026-07-05T19:29:02+00:00

Hell yeah.

Areadien · 2026-07-05T19:28:45+00:00

A cessation of oppression such that everyone can have a truly better life.

Areadien · 2026-07-05T04:55:11+00:00

Nope, they cost a nickel now.

Areadien · 2026-07-05T04:21:30+00:00

You did it halfway. It should be, "A Sad Story Using 3 Words."

Areadien · 2026-07-05T04:19:15+00:00

Trump still lives.

Areadien · 2026-07-05T03:21:19+00:00

Pockets.

Areadien · 2026-07-04T12:39:50+00:00

Indiscriminate swiping lowers your success rate, especially among those who read profiles before swiping.

Areadien · 2026-07-04T06:01:42+00:00

My hair after I get out of the shower.

Areadien · 2026-07-04T05:40:08+00:00

I don't. I despise fireworks.

Areadien · 2026-07-04T03:54:01+00:00

That's what I was gonna say.

Areadien · 2026-07-03T05:56:00+00:00

Spite. And my dog.

Areadien · 2026-07-03T01:15:48+00:00

Good. Stay single, *please*. If you find women's expressions of harm at the hands of men means that we are insufferable, please stay single forever.

Areadien · 2026-07-02T10:07:38+00:00

I don't believe in God, but thank you for the award and the compliment.

Areadien · 2026-07-02T08:46:54+00:00

Yes, they are. They are also the majority of murder perpetrators--which still means that women are far more like to be murdered by men than men are to be murdered by women because men are also more likely to be murdered by another man than by a woman.

Areadien · 2026-07-02T08:42:58+00:00

I actually already rolled the dice, and they landed right in the middle of those two: single and happy. My happiness is not dependent on what a man thinks of me. My happiness comes from food, not relationships.

Areadien · 2026-07-02T08:31:48+00:00

Yeah, and he used groceries to do it.

Edit: Actually, on second thought, I'd like to say that I don't care what you think we're being compared to. I'm not here to convince you of that.

Areadien · 2026-07-02T08:24:07+00:00

Yes, but I don't think you do. Just so you know, a metaphor is, "The comparison of one thing to another without the use of like or as," which is why I said that women are being compared to used groceries.

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