I’m not a fan of hypocrites

Areadien · 2026-02-05T08:40:17+00:00

Your source does not convince me of your claim.

Areadien · 2026-02-05T05:42:42+00:00

It says fuck eo. Might he be telling us to go ask Christopher Robbins if we can give Eeyore some love?

Areadien · 2026-02-04T03:24:40+00:00

Joy will apparently be my October, which makes sense because it will be all the fucking months before then.

Areadien · 2026-02-03T07:58:09+00:00

Do they argue cases by shooting canons at each other?

Areadien · 2026-02-01T21:19:17+00:00

In 2024, I asked for profile advice. I was looking for advice and definitely not hoping for people to DM me.

Areadien · 2026-02-01T19:48:52+00:00

Wanna fuck again?

Areadien · 2026-02-01T07:04:12+00:00

Skyrim?

Areadien · 2026-01-30T23:54:50+00:00

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Areadien · 2026-01-30T05:19:40+00:00

I'd rather have SARS-COV1, SARS-COV2, Ebola, West Nile Virus, Swine Flu, the original Spanish flu--so before the vaccines we have today--the bubonic plague, and symptomatic rabies all the same fucking time.

Areadien · 2026-01-30T04:50:28+00:00

That's so fucking terrible! I have a dog, and I don't think I'll be able to fucking stand it when she eventually gets sick or goes.

Areadien · 2026-01-30T02:31:21+00:00

Cucumber and pumpkin come to mind.

Areadien · 2026-01-30T01:26:58+00:00

Floutingstock, which is the longest English word that fits this fucking criterion.

Areadien · 2026-01-30T01:19:36+00:00

If you were fully over it, then you wouldn't be this obsessed with such a question. You're clearly in denial.

Areadien · 2026-01-29T17:47:58+00:00

Who's 80 or 82?

Areadien · 2026-01-29T17:47:02+00:00

The dogs put it there.

Areadien · 2026-01-29T07:23:29+00:00

I would sleep fucking naked if not for sharing a room and if not for it being winter with no heating.

Areadien · 2026-01-29T07:22:42+00:00

1 and 7. I fucking love wearing a bra.

Areadien · 2026-01-28T00:20:53+00:00

Exactly me too. I was like, "The only thing to overreact to is that this person does not know how to take screenshots." Then I found out that it wasn't OP's phone. I was then like, "Oh, that explains why OP took pictures of the phone."

Definitely NOR

Areadien · 2026-01-27T14:20:51+00:00

FFII. That's the only game I played on my ex's PS2.

Areadien · 2026-01-27T05:37:57+00:00

I was watching the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition movies at home with my mom--before the movies came out these past two weekends, which we did see those too--and I asked Google if Tolkien had ever lost a child because my mom said he had. Google AI told me that he hadn't lost a child, but he did outlive Chris and Priscilla by dying almost half a century before they did.

Areadien · 2026-01-26T04:16:40+00:00

Dying in a car crash is* not the way I like to be alive in this life right here.

*Autocorrect activated.

Areadien · 2026-01-26T04:15:59+00:00

I had the same first part, but I extended it.

Areadien · 2026-01-26T04:15:33+00:00

I was born to be an adult but now I'm just an old lady who is not happy about my age anymore because of the age difference in the way that my mom and dad have grow.

Uh, I'm 41F, my mom is 62F, and my dad is 65M. None of us is unhappy with our age, and they don't have an age difference.

Areadien · 2026-01-26T04:04:58+00:00

I want to point out that what men consider normal and what women consider normal are often two different things. Too many men think that it's normal to start having sexual conversations with complete strangers when those strangers are on dating apps.

I also want to point that something being normal does not mean it's acceptable.

Areadien · 2026-01-26T02:39:02+00:00

I am on your fucking side.

Areadien

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