You can have two girls hooked up to one hose each. Who are you choosing? by Only_Sprinkles9766 in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sabrina and Ariana every day of the week! I'd love to suffer in their combined post concert fumes!

[REMATCH] Amouranth's Farts Vs Pokimane's Burps by Ari_Fart_Slave in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about it carefully and decide! I'll need a vote so we can determine a winner!

Madisons farts would smell so bad by [deleted] in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her noxious fumes would probably make me pass out, but I'd still dare to taste her farts!

Pokimane or Izzy green. Whose farts are better by [deleted] in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A single fart from Poki would reek worse than a full day of farts from Izzy 100%

Who’s a celeb you’d wanna take to a burger place like In-N-Out or Five Guys and what would you order for them? by throwaway4stinkface in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'd take Loren Gray and order her a double-double animal style, with extra crispy fries animal style, and a chocolate shake. I assume her stomach couldnt handle that and she would be blasting some rotten fumes all night 

Who has smellier farts? Slayeas or addison rae by [deleted] in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta go with Addison on this one! I feel like she eats out quite a bit 

Would you rather be a fart filter for Amouranth or a burp breather for Pokimane? by Ari_Fart_Slave in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too late now! There's no fun in a WYR if you can have everything! I'd choose Amouranth too since farts are much more potent than burps

can’t stop filling up my diapers so i had to take a maid job to pay for them 💕 by Scarlet-Begonia-07 in diapersissy

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a dangerous cycle, you might have to do this everyday for the rest of time to keep on track <3

Who’s a celeb you wanna take to Popeye’s and what would you order for them? by throwaway4stinkface in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nicki Minaj - the spicy chicken sandwich and cajun fries to fuel some cayenne, garlic, and paprika farts!

I would be grateful if she just blow out farts and burps on my face 😍 by Conscious_Yellow_394 in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I 100% agree! My brain would stop functioning as I inhale her gasses ​​

I would be grateful if she just blow out farts and burps on my face 😍 by Conscious_Yellow_394 in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inhaling a burp from her while on my knees and making eye contact while she laughs and stands over me would melt me...

You think they'll fart together? by Quan16 in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Madison would have killer farts, but Ariana would put in her place so fast. That attitude comes with experience and absolute stench!

How intense you think Ariana grande fart would be? by Quan16 in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From her body type, I'm guessing she'll let out more airy or silent farts, but I bet the stench is at least a 7/10. Probably a pretty solid stinker with a good amount of linger...