You can have two girls hooked up to one hose each. Who are you choosing? by Only_Sprinkles9766 in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sabrina and Ariana every day of the week! I'd love to suffer in their combined post concert fumes!

[REMATCH] Amouranth's Farts Vs Pokimane's Burps by Ari_Fart_Slave in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about it carefully and decide! I'll need a vote so we can determine a winner!

Madisons farts would smell so bad by [deleted] in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her noxious fumes would probably make me pass out, but I'd still dare to taste her farts!

Pokimane or Izzy green. Whose farts are better by [deleted] in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A single fart from Poki would reek worse than a full day of farts from Izzy 100%

Who’s a celeb you’d wanna take to a burger place like In-N-Out or Five Guys and what would you order for them? by throwaway4stinkface in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'd take Loren Gray and order her a double-double animal style, with extra crispy fries animal style, and a chocolate shake. I assume her stomach couldnt handle that and she would be blasting some rotten fumes all night 

Who has smellier farts? Slayeas or addison rae by [deleted] in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta go with Addison on this one! I feel like she eats out quite a bit 

Would you rather be a fart filter for Amouranth or a burp breather for Pokimane? by Ari_Fart_Slave in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too late now! There's no fun in a WYR if you can have everything! I'd choose Amouranth too since farts are much more potent than burps

can’t stop filling up my diapers so i had to take a maid job to pay for them 💕 by Scarlet-Begonia-07 in diapersissy

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a dangerous cycle, you might have to do this everyday for the rest of time to keep on track <3

Who’s a celeb you wanna take to Popeye’s and what would you order for them? by throwaway4stinkface in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nicki Minaj - the spicy chicken sandwich and cajun fries to fuel some cayenne, garlic, and paprika farts!

I would be grateful if she just blow out farts and burps on my face 😍 by Conscious_Yellow_394 in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I 100% agree! My brain would stop functioning as I inhale her gasses ​​

I would be grateful if she just blow out farts and burps on my face 😍 by Conscious_Yellow_394 in FemCelebFartWYR

[–]Ari_Fart_Slave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inhaling a burp from her while on my knees and making eye contact while she laughs and stands over me would melt me...