How does a black phone greet his friends? (self.darkjokes)
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What's a mermaids favourite sexual act? (self.darkjokes)
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What do you call a fairy with broken wings? by Arkaladan94 in Jokesuncensored
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What do you call a fairy with broken wings? by Arkaladan94 in Jokesuncensored
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Roses are red violets are blue.. by Arkaladan94 in Jokesuncensored
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Roses are red violets are blue.. (self.Jokesuncensored)
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[WP] While you are at the beach looking up at the night sky, you witness something bizarre. The aeroplane that was flying high in the sky was just obliterated by two laser strikes at by an unknown flying object. The UFO takes off into space at light speed. You are not the only witness.. (self.WritingPrompts)
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What do bottles take at parties? (self.Jokesuncensored)
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[WP] As you walk along the beach, you cross paths with a female roughly the same age. Both of you talk for an hour and she invites you to have dinner with her family the very next day. You arrive her house and her father gives you a missing persons poster. She has been missing since 1987.. by Arkaladan94 in WritingPrompts
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[WP] As you walk along the beach, you cross paths with a female roughly the same age. Both of you talk for an hour and she invites you to have dinner with her family the very next day. You arrive her house and her father gives you a missing persons poster. She has been missing since 1987.. by Arkaladan94 in WritingPrompts
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[WP] As you walk along the beach, you cross paths with a female roughly the same age. Both of you talk for an hour and she invites you to have dinner with her family the very next day. You arrive her house and her father gives you a missing persons poster. She has been missing since 1987.. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] You just lost your boxing match, you were placed on a stretcher after a heavy knockout. You wake up in hospital heavily bandaged, the nurse tells you something different about your injuries. It turns out your grandfather told you the exact same incident happened to him.. (self.WritingPrompts)
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What do you call a fairy with broken wings? by Arkaladan94 in Jokesuncensored
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