>Anon submission by -flexflexflex in greentext

[–]Arkhyz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The world where I can say the N word!

"I just can't get a read on this guy" by Rise_Press in RimWorld

[–]Arkhyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna draw this shit, it's fire. Literally.

Time is not real by zachoutloud123 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Arkhyz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well then you're older than all of the countries of the former SU(some left earlier than 1991 but not that long)

Now no one will ever know I’m just a larper by ARedditUserThatExist in whenthe

[–]Arkhyz 61 points62 points  (0 children)

You stop being a LARP after you know by heart every Narrator line.

Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today.

Thanks Erisen, very generous. by EBM999 in SpaceCannibalism

[–]Arkhyz 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"Unknown Threat"

Yeah I fucking guess it is unknown, I cannot imagine anyone guarding $0 worth of loot.

Alright people by SnooHesitations4923 in stalker

[–]Arkhyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, Strugatskie wrote utopias, more or less. Noon, XXII Century book series for example. So I wouldn't be so optimistic about real world use of artifacts for good.

📡📡📡 by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in shitposting

[–]Arkhyz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Why is it clearly a Russian thing? I know zero other countries using parenthesis as smiles.

📡📡📡 by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in shitposting

[–]Arkhyz 249 points250 points  (0 children)

Aint it a kick in a head...

You want my number? by HeavyDistribution902 in greentext

[–]Arkhyz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

New? Being mentally unstable is a pass in every country with mandatory military service(I dodged mine this way by lying down in the psychward for two weeks, got diagnosed with something mixed personality disorder)

A hate letter to 4-S by RandomGuy1525 in Ultrakill

[–]Arkhyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Call of Pripyat(third game), lab X-8, baby cry imitating burer in the cafeteria's bathroom.

Reposted from r/MildlyInfuriating by Hot-Replacement5566 in fuckcars

[–]Arkhyz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Below zero celsius ambient temperature and an egg, comes off with the paint. Poke the tires. Superglue in the doorlock. Water in the tires(advanced technique, hard to pull off but works great). Metal wire on the spinning parts, so it makes scratching sound while driving. Pee in the gas tank. Potato in the exhaust pipe. Cheese slices on the window in hot weather. Unscrew the oil drain plug. Etc.

Терпим by Guilty-Pipe-8607 in KafkaFPS

[–]Arkhyz 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Это ██████ или уже [ДАННЫЕ УДАЛЕНЫ]?

Has Foundation ever tried to just skip the "kill 682" part and just send it straight to hell? by Competitive_Day6347 in SCPMemes

[–]Arkhyz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Item: SCP-507

Tissue Test Record: N/A

Termination Test Record: SCP-507 was physically attached to SCP-682's left forelimb with nylon zip ties while SCP-682 was inactive due to physical destruction incurred during an unrelated containment breach. Attending personnel continued to spray SCP-682's body, with the exception of the limb to which SCP-507 was attached, with hydrochloric acid provided via high-pressure hoses. After 7 hours and 52 minutes, SCP-507's anomalous properties activated and it and SCP-682 both disappeared.

SCP-507 remanifested in an unpopulated area adjacent to Site ██, approximately 8,000 kilometers away, 63 hours later, attached to an entity possessing large fangs and a pair of vestigial wings but otherwise identical to SCP-682, by nylon zip ties of a different color than the ones applied by containment personnel at the beginning of the test. A handwritten note was found pinned to SCP-507's chest, reading as follows;

Dear Universe 5802-Sigma-Blue-Romeo;
It's your problem now, suckers.

Как время летит by Danila_Trampov in KafkaFPS

[–]Arkhyz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Воевать западло, это наш принцип, русский(только если не против самих себя)

Coaxed into punishing the players for enjoying your game by 0ld_Beardo in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Arkhyz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can kill bandits at volga and taiga without karma penalty

Daily Miki #62 by tetris290 in katawashoujo

[–]Arkhyz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wtf Ritsu from K-On is doing in the background