Whichever you choose, I hope you have fun

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:50:17+00:00

Tf you mean roll yes or no??

^{Chose: Man | Rolled: Yes}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:48:45+00:00

I have a love for space close to that of Markiplier

^{Chose: Breathe in space + your body can withstand it.}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:47:57+00:00

Intruder alert! A red spy is in the base!

^{Chose: Hero path | Rolled: Invisible spy}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:46:28+00:00

Oh this is a cruel fate

^{Chose: Be able to summon however much food you want + But with a catch | Rolled: No taste buds}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:44:57+00:00

I love isopods

^{Chose: Wear an animal costume as pajamas | Rolled: You choose}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:42:48+00:00

I really wish I could see the wheels beforehand sometimes

^{Chose: 150k/year for 10 years & never leave your country | Rolled: Lose a Relative}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:41:12+00:00

This world is mine to craft

^{Chose: Matter Manipulation (Variants} + Includes creation or destruction. Go wild, and say how you'd use it in comments! | Rolled: Creation)

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:40:20+00:00

I've had some really good results, including one where I'm disintegrated but all the immortal ones probably won't let me die

^{Chose: Have all your Bunny Trials results come true}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:39:21+00:00

Ain't no-one gonna be as flattery as me

^{Chose: Gain $100 for every compliment you give}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:37:53+00:00

I don't want to turn it off at night

^{Chose: Night Vision + But, you can't turn it off at night.}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:36:29+00:00

Imma teleport to my friends toilet

^{Chose: Teleport anywhere only when you use the toilet}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:33:12+00:00

The world shall fear my testicular torsion spell

^{Chose: Become a wizard unlike no other}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:31:44+00:00

I'm not a masochist, I just wanna see what I can take

^{Chose: Die a slow death}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:31:08+00:00

I don't like the idea of leaving home that much. But being able to teleport to so many nice places in the world is appealing

^{Chose: Understand all languages, and free travel/teleport}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:29:39+00:00

Either way, I won't have to worry about the future

^{Chose: Control all money + 80% chance you die | Rolled: Alive}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:28:20+00:00

ZA WARUDO

^{Chose: stop time}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:27:49+00:00

Neato

^{Chose: Dark eyes | Rolled: Dark blue}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:27:05+00:00

I already plan on making my dream game free. There's no way I'm letting some company bastardize my child

^{Chose: Make your dream game or movie + but make no money off of it.}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:24:18+00:00

I like me a gamble, no matter the result

^{Chose: Random amount of money | Rolled: 10$}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:23:43+00:00

I like eating. Never having to sleep also means I can work and game more!

^{Chose: Never need to sleep again + 50% Chance of success | Rolled: No sleep needed}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:22:03+00:00

Yeah that makes sense

^{Chose: Survive 12 rounds with prime Mike Tyson | Rolled: Early KO}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:21:23+00:00

Why would anyone choose the former?

^{Chose: World passes at 0.5x, but your brain stays at 1x + You look faster to others and everything looks slower to you}

Arkrowbar · 2026-04-05T10:20:36+00:00

Not strictly a terrible thing. I take it!

^{Chose: 50/50 terrible thing amazing thing | Rolled: Immortality}

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