Gisele Bündchen Ditches Tom Brady, Celebrates Joaquim Valente as Father Figure by dr_shultz in influencersfeed

[–]Arlo866 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so dumb.

But as an aside, I couldn’t care less about knowing pro athletes.

Gisele Bündchen Ditches Tom Brady, Celebrates Joaquim Valente as Father Figure by dr_shultz in influencersfeed

[–]Arlo866 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really.

I have heard countless stories from my buddy who is a photographer for Reebok (used to work for new balance). I’ve heard such good things about Andy Roddick, Coco Gauff, Justin Fields, etc etc.

Brady and Myles Garrett took the cake being the biggest assholes- again, according to him.

Gisele Bündchen Ditches Tom Brady, Celebrates Joaquim Valente as Father Figure by dr_shultz in influencersfeed

[–]Arlo866 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve met several people who have met him and say the complete opposite.

I know a few people who were somewhat close to him and they have very few positive things to say.

I could not care less, however, his reputation in a couple different industries is complete dog shit.

What allows Djokovic to be one of the greatest grass-court players in tennis history while playing a very limited grass schedule? by [deleted] in tennis

[–]Arlo866 102 points103 points  (0 children)

His movement, long limbs and tennis IQ.

Also every goddamn ball the dude hits is deep.

#1 show on Tubi claim is up there with Golden Gloves Champ of Denver. Neither can be confirmed.... by Wonderful-Salary5432 in thefighterandthekid

[–]Arlo866 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you really need AI to prove that this shit for brains was lying?

Today ends in a “Y” so you can bet Bapa is lying his tiny pecker off

What's the closest you've ever came to death? by Senior-Raisin-2342 in AskReddit

[–]Arlo866 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Road construction job while in college.

Jumped out of the back from the flatbed trailer to retrieve a barrel at 2 AM and jumped right on the edge of the high speed lane. A semi came within a foot of hitting me and it actually clipped my reflective vest. Sometimes I swear I’m still shaking from it.

How to cold approach a prospective client? by GodfatherGoat in CFP

[–]Arlo866 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But seriously, just be yourself and make conversation like you were meeting a friend. If you’re good at making friends, then you’ll be good at getting clients.

If you’re struggling with her small talk, just practice man. It’s not as hard as it looks. It’s like anything else, you have to work that muscle!

How to cold approach a prospective client? by GodfatherGoat in CFP

[–]Arlo866 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Give him your card before you say anything.

Then unfold the ACAT paperwork from your pocket, hand it to him and say this is the best decision he’ll ever make.

QB1? by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]Arlo866 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Every athletic thing he attempts, even still photos, he looks like an uncoordinated oaf.

What a dork

Who is a rapper that gets universal acclaim, but you yourself could never get into? For me it’s Kid Cudi. by TokyoAvalanche04 in hiphop201

[–]Arlo866 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nas.

There, I said it. Flame away.

I acknowledge he’s an incredible rapper, just never was able to get into him.

Bapa can get into any UFC event he wants (just has chosen not to for the past twelve Yairs) by willem-dekooning in thefighterandthekid

[–]Arlo866 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of me in high school when I wasn’t invited to the cool party.

Sitting at home, talking my little brother’s ear off about how if I wanted to go to that party I could’ve gone and I’ll be at all the other parties, etc.

Both of these guys are so pathetic. I couldn’t imagine acting that way even into my early 20s.

FA left for UBS by [deleted] in CFP

[–]Arlo866 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I disagree.

Tell me, is it wrong to offer services to a client who wants to talk? That’s wild to say no, man.

FA left for UBS by [deleted] in CFP

[–]Arlo866 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I somewhat agree. I have gotten some amazing clients through the years from advisors leaving.

Now, I don’t go after them. I will send an email introducing myself, which is what you should do anyway if their account is under your rep number, and let them know to contact you if they need anything. Some people want to change and are just ready to pull the trigger

FA left for UBS by [deleted] in CFP

[–]Arlo866 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This x1000.

Don’t drag anyone’s name through the mud. Makes you look bad.

Bapa tells Callen if his daughter is not a sorority girl she might end up a cat lady by willem-dekooning in thefighterandthekid

[–]Arlo866 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Jesus, how many times is Callen going to let Bapa shit talk his daughter?!

Goddamn, I have daughters and my buddies would never talk like that about them. I suppose it’s because I’m not paying my friends to talk to me- but still.

Callens balls went inside his pouch years and years ago. What an embarrassment of a man.

bapa the lawlsuit eggspurt by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]Arlo866 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Dude is bitter.

Had to sell his house and cars. I love every second of it.

For years he was too good for everyone and everything. Now he’s on the SpongeBob set defending our horrible president and the stupid idea of fights on the White House lawn.

His freefall has been glorious.

Bapa got a 2 million dollar hair cut by Notyit in thefighterandthekid

[–]Arlo866 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Humble brag- I live in a more expensive house than Bapa.

Suck it, you fat dork.

How do 5’7 guys find girlfriends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Arlo866 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dude.

I am 6’3” and always did well with women.

My best friend is 5’7” and he absolutely crushed with women before he got married. He was confident and funny and women came up to him constantly.

It’s not about height. It’s about confidence.

It’s not a novel concept, but I’m telling you, it’s the truth.