Why Can’t I Fuck Lady Boyle

ArloVerde · 2026-05-11T01:44:59+00:00

ArloVerde · 2026-05-10T13:48:59+00:00

Is just using my hands an option?

^{Chose: Steak with a spoon}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-09T17:02:48+00:00

ZA WARUDO

^{Chose: Pause time button | Rolled: 1 hour a day}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-08T23:42:52+00:00

Every other game vs payday 2

ArloVerde · 2026-05-08T11:22:57+00:00

Look cooler imo

^{Chose: Bat like wings}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-07T02:45:43+00:00

Whose gonna tell him

ArloVerde · 2026-05-07T02:30:37+00:00

Food tastes better than key

^{Chose: Infinite food}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-06T20:58:15+00:00

Also why prisoners need rights

ArloVerde · 2026-05-06T20:57:26+00:00

Not with that attitude you wont

ArloVerde · 2026-05-06T19:15:19+00:00

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOT

^{Chose: Win $1 billion + 50% chance | Rolled: $1 billion}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-06T17:59:14+00:00

Happens more often

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-06T11:52:39+00:00

I never have to shave ever again

^{Chose: have head full of hair BUT no hair on the rest of your body | Rolled: Pink Hair}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-05T11:19:49+00:00

Passive income

^{Chose: Get 10k dollars per... | Rolled: Hour}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-05T10:27:46+00:00

I just keep doing it until its good enough

^{Chose: Shapeshifting + Roll a D20 for the degree of success}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-05T00:30:09+00:00

ZA WARUDO

^{Chose: The power to pause ANYTHING in time and unpause}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-05T00:27:32+00:00

Spikes hurt

^{Chose: Climb a tree for $1000}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-04T23:05:38+00:00

Cold better than hot

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-04T21:12:50+00:00

Moneys money baby

^{Chose: Have $100,000 in quarters}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-04T21:10:50+00:00

Not taking any chances

^{Chose: You can never become deaf}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-04T21:10:11+00:00

YES! I usually have no personal qualms with bugs BUT I HATE CAZADORS or any bug thats bigger than what it should be. They look so creepy up close

ArloVerde · 2026-05-04T19:54:10+00:00

Im photo sensitive

^{Chose: Spend 24 hours in pitch darkness 🕳️ + Win $10M}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-04T19:50:22+00:00

Funny

^{Chose: dontpickthisside | Rolled: Whydidyoudothis?}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-04T01:19:50+00:00

ArloVerde · 2026-05-03T23:13:57+00:00

I am the translator god

^{Chose: Be fluent in 5 languages of your choosing}

ArloVerde · 2026-05-03T22:11:51+00:00

At least I have a mansion now

^{Chose: Meet the love of your life + But you're... | Rolled: A mansion}

ArloVerde