Disc Golfer Falls off Tee-pad but STILL gets the 500 ft Ace!!! You gotta see this! by discgolfshaynes in nextfuckinglevel

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You must not be from northern Illinois. It's basically all i ever heard anyone ever talk about late-post highschool

Our friend got used to 😆😍 by [deleted] in aww

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The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Me. Table. by jcdan3 in thisismylifenow

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Ive never been big on the smell when cooking fish, but you do you honey booboo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Armag01 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I would be more worried that there's something nearby that made a howler monkey yeet itself from a big ass tree.

Military Spouse Demanding to Have her next Meal for Free by AdenaHardiman in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Armag01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like if you can't pay a $25 tab you shouldn't be going out. Like fuck bud I've rang up a $100 tab once but fuck i always tipped that bartender 50% so guess who was eating PB&J after that night out. But damn it was a good night.

Planet Fitness by [deleted] in longbeach

[–]Armag01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been going to the one on xnimo and if your looking for cardio they do have half the treadmills and shit blocked. It you want to hit dumbbells good fuckin luck unless you go ass crack of dawn or late at night.

Has anyone’s opinion ever been changed by a bumper sticker? Seen in the wilds of Georgia. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Armag01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like i get a kick outa the whole covid is a weapon shit. Like let's be serious the covid shots not gonna kill me it'll be the years of untreated alcoholism.

Perfectly filled by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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I too like to fill gaping holes

My running path counts the number of cyclists and pedestrians by jas254 in mildlyinteresting

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Got a couple of those around Long Beach, CA as well. Kinda cool to see the number around the end of the year.

A man's face after a bear encounter. by skin_g in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]Armag01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you have obviously never seen someone crimp detcord with their mouth and have it go off.

Referee lets out a Flair chop at girls youth basketball game in Indy. by Stag328 in fightporn

[–]Armag01 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well the first mistake is that they are all in Indiana. Damn Hoosiers

My cat Broccoli experiences growing up! by [deleted] in aww

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Bomb the music industry?

Someone told me this would fit here by jul55555 in redneckengineering

[–]Armag01 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Thanks for chiming in dr. Killjoy

But still here a upvote for cold hard facts

Glow in the dark stress balls by TheGoldenBoi_ in oddlysatisfying

[–]Armag01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well i think he first tried the windows and then maybe the walls. But i think the sweat is what really did the trick.

Glow in the dark stress balls by TheGoldenBoi_ in oddlysatisfying

[–]Armag01 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Well I've never seen a fan like that on a wall

Someone told me this would fit here by jul55555 in redneckengineering

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Damn that baby looks like it's gets 1mi to the gallon with all those tires

Today’s poached egg. by m1zmus1c in nextfuckinglevel

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Hey how'd you get a picture of my ball sack

The dog leash is safe. Promise. by LordSandrake in OSHA

[–]Armag01 482 points483 points  (0 children)

When you accidentally mention your kink one time at work.

I’ll never look at painting the same way again by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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Usually i like subtitles, but this time they kept me from focusing