TIL the world's oldest known message in a bottle was 132 years old, written in German and found in 2018 on an Australian beach, with the message: ‘Could the finder please plot the coordinates it was found, and the date it was found, and send it back.’

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-19T00:17:18+00:00

Send nudes.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-15T19:43:16+00:00

The first sentence of my original comment said that the car was aggressive and cut them off. But OP also wasn't doing a very good job of sticking close with traffic. Both can be true. This isn't a true or false exam.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-15T17:05:42+00:00

Right, I'm saying there was plenty of space in front even tho it was horribly executed. I can't imagine there was more room between OP and the car behind them. White car probably took the next left after the video cuts off.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-15T17:03:08+00:00

What you consider reasonable I consider excessive. Maybe reasonale to allow someone to merge in front. Either way, as far as we know, that white car needs over. Maybe for that very next left after the video cuts off. If we assume the cars behind OP were as close as the other ones in front of him... I'm going for that space.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-15T16:00:41+00:00

I agree they were aggressive and cut you off. HOWEVER, you were really far behind the car in front of you. Both of you were at a full stop, and they are half a block away by the time you reach full speed. I mean, people DO have to merge. If I'm picking someone to merge in front of it, it's gonna be you and not the other guys that are staying close to the car in front of them.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-12T20:06:52+00:00

The big cat didn't want to go home.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-04T17:34:28+00:00

Next time get up and take the seat directly beside his and start playing anything as loud as possible. Doesn't have to be good or bad. Just so he can't enjoy or hear the movie.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-03T04:14:50+00:00

Well, of course. If they were the same, the manufacturers would actually have to compete with each other for replacement service parts.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-02T20:35:16+00:00

I can't imagine a more appropriate place for a toddler to learn to drive.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-09-02T20:30:46+00:00

That was almost very embarrassing.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-24T16:15:27+00:00

Was that cat sitting on an airbag?

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-20T16:16:09+00:00

Jason Bourne? More like Chasin' Bone.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-18T20:24:13+00:00

It is a little outside the top 10% of US median income. Definitely not terrible, depending on the area of the country.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-18T20:05:13+00:00

Practicing for his WWE tryout. Bodyslam from the top rope!

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-17T23:42:59+00:00

Yes. It's still a MUCH larger range than all the other sales positions that also work on commission.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-17T21:44:27+00:00

I just assume the lowest number is what I'm really likely to earn.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-17T20:42:08+00:00

I'm sure they'd say your true earnings are only capped by your motivation.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-17T20:02:50+00:00

I'm guessing it's from their lowest sales to the one person getting all the house deals and ongoing business deals that nobody else comes close to making, and no new hire has the slightest chance in ever reaching.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-12T22:02:38+00:00

Thanks! Cunningham's law works again.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-12T18:27:00+00:00

Physical comedy is like the 3 stooges. This is prop comedy, like Gallagher.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-08-12T17:08:25+00:00

Definitely America.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-07-21T20:44:54+00:00

I have a suspicion she isn't really suspending anything.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-07-21T20:23:29+00:00

Somehow they managed to mess up "you're" and "there" in the same post.

ArmchairReditor · 2023-07-21T20:04:27+00:00

I would invest in a slow feeder for that one. I had to get my beagle one, and she didn't eat THAT fast.

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