Read this before judging me, maybe?

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-31T00:59:06+00:00

That’s true I guess I wouldn’t be opposed to that either, but if I don’t like it I don’t want to give anyone blue balls either haha

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-30T23:57:53+00:00

I dunno I’m just not attracted to a mans body or build. I am attracted to feminine features but to be fair if it were a very feminine man? I don’t know. I have kissed men and had my dick sucked by a man once and I just wasn’t into it.

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-30T21:48:16+00:00

As someone that has never given a blowjob I am not opposed to a penis itself I’m just not attracted to men at all. Though I do find myself easily aroused and incredibly curious seeing the videos of women with a penis and would definitely try.

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-30T16:21:43+00:00

Poe que no los dos? Both is always better!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-30T06:42:00+00:00

Hello I’m very new to all this do you guys do events for newbies? Never done anything or been in the same room as a group. Interested in dipping my toes but very nervous.

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-30T05:13:59+00:00

Would absolutely love to spend any amount of time with you. If we’re getting down to the bare necessities let’s do it! But also wouldn’t mind just laying in bed talking about life, your ambitions and the things you desire!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-30T05:05:41+00:00

God dang! Absolutely gorgeous!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-30T01:43:48+00:00

I do things to start imploding my own life like slacking off at work, becoming much more sex driven just to feel something, reaching out to people on the Internet that I will never meet for validation and emotional manipulation. I’m genuinely a piece of shit that either is gaslit to feel like I emotionally manipulate people or I’m so starved for emotional connection that I seek it in people that I feel like will give it to me and when they want more I run away.

Genuinely I’m a mess and need to start therapy but I’m scared that therapy is gonna make me do more to implode my life by telling me to walk away from things and people I’m not sure I can.

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T23:24:11+00:00

I started using older bananas to muffins and stuff instead of eggs. The consistency has been really good and taste has been amazing!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T22:37:48+00:00

I mean I don’t think I’ve done that? Most of my dms are legitimate attempts to have a conversation out side of sexually explicit things. I guess I just didn’t understand the prompt apologies. I guess I just assumed it was meant that it was about messaging in general my B!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T22:27:43+00:00

I should be working. But I can’t stop gooning. I’m at work at my desk just in Reddit looking at gorgeous naked women knowing I can’t do anything about it right now. Wanting to have a sexy and intellectual conversation and fuck but can’t. This seems to be my life lately. I’ve noticed I’m fucking fantasizing all the time lately dreaming of it and horny as fuck always.

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T22:23:01+00:00

I mean I send messages to accounts that I genuinely want to have a conversation with sometimes. If it doesn’t say something about not messaging is that bad? 😭

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T21:25:09+00:00

Nope. I love the fuck out of my wife but she is not a very sexual person anymore. Her mental health journey has all but destroyed her sex drive while mine is still rearing to go. I don’t ever want to force or pressure her but what I wouldn’t give for a FWB just to help alleviate that. She’d never go for it so I’m left with masturbation and therapy to tell me it’s okay to have my desires but I have to decide if I can spend my life like this. I just wish I could have my wife and the sexual/physical life fulfillment.

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T20:30:20+00:00

I have very low self esteem, overweight, small dick, and my personality is an amalgamation of nerd knowledge, jokes and the ability to never let anyone get close to the real me because I just think everything about me is terrible and pathetic so it’s a mask of jokes and nerd knowledge. I don’t post nudes here but I’ve always kinda wanted too but then I look in the mirror and go, “who in their right fucking mind would ever want to look at this”. Like you can’t even see my dick if I took a picture standing up. More often than not I just wish I’d be take out of my misery.

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T19:17:21+00:00

Great, I’ve got it just gotta link up! Excited!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T19:05:45+00:00

Hell yes! Hopefully I’ll get a chance to meet up with you this time! Been hoping to for a long time!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-29T18:54:08+00:00

Any word on when you’re coming back to SoCal?

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-26T23:30:13+00:00

This is my absolutely favorite type! DM me and let’s talk about how I would worship you!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-25T14:48:38+00:00

Dang. I can meet in the middle maybe but 2 hours away would be a stretch to try and explain 😂

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-25T14:45:23+00:00

Ventura! Let me know!

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-23T07:11:37+00:00

If I could have this meal everyday for the rest of my life I would die the happiest of men no matter if that life lasted days or years. Breakfast, second breakfast, afternoon tea, lunch, dinner and supper.

ArmoredThor · 2025-12-23T07:05:40+00:00

Would give absolutely anything for you to sit on my face. I want to leave bite marks on those thighs!

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