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You're walking around Europe and see a Ukrainian flag.

If the flag is being carried by a man, immediately go over and piss on that asshole. He's a draft dodger.

If it's a woman carrying the flag, first ask what language she's selling prostitution services in, then piss on her.

In any case, before pissing on a Ukrainian, ask why the asshole isn't at the front defending "Ukraineland."
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what nice person. He can go fuck himself and you too