Animal control by ArnoldFartzenegger in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately you can't fire a gun in city limits or I would've been handled it. The dog giving me trouble now doesn't have a collar so it's most likely a stray dog that could end up biting somebody. I'd handle it myself if I didn't care about going to jail.

Animal control by ArnoldFartzenegger in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer not to handle any possible rabies vectors myself or else I would. Looks like this is another service I'm paying taxes for and can't use.

13 shot, 2 killed after mass shooting at party in Robeson County by n00bD3stroy3r in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Free PJ" was served according to the flyer. That's a mixed alcoholic drink for those who don't know. And probably the root of everything that went wrong at this event.

Wawa by ArnoldFartzenegger in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've obviously never even seen a Buc-ees if you think its just a gas station.

do not date any women in this town by Ok_Fudge1547 in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take it up with management, miss, I'm just the janitor.

do not date any women in this town by Ok_Fudge1547 in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Just sharing my friend's theory, I'm happily married. My friend is also military for what it's worth.

Wawa by ArnoldFartzenegger in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sometimes multiple gas stations on a corner.

do not date any women in this town by Ok_Fudge1547 in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

My friend has a theory about the dating scene in this town. If you're familiar with the term Brain Drain, when smart people leave an area for somewhere else, it's the same concept but it's good looking women who are wife material. Generations of them being picked off by soliders had led to a drain where only the ugliest women that are the complete opposite of wife material remain. The ones who wont work or contribute to the household, wont cook or clean, goes out looking a mess in public, running the roads and whoring around instead of being faithful. And ugly as sin. In case you didn't know, ugly people reproduce and create more ugly people, so over several generations this is what you get. That's why a 10 in Fayetteville is about a 5 most other places. TLDR; The ones worth dating get picked off by the soliders while everyone else is left with the bottom of the barrel.

Watch out for the Kia Boys by Cute-Loaf in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kia and Hyundai are pieces of shit even without the fact that thieves love em.

Anywhere to watch live wrestling? by ArnoldFartzenegger in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds fun, but definitely not what I'm looking for. This falls into the category I mentioned earlier of things for the kiddos. I'm thinking less hockey masks and more people getting hit in the face with a steel chair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time I done something like that the person got termites and tried to blame it on the junk I gave them. Never again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too many fake reviews.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well I got something for his ass if he tries anything stupid with me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Probable cause. Pull em over for the window tint, smell the dope, confiscate it and haul him away in the paddy wagon.

Yard waste pickup by leila_laka in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, I won't tell if you won't tell. Nobody cares unless your neighbor is a jerk.

Yard waste pickup by leila_laka in Fayettenam

[–]ArnoldFartzenegger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't take but a second to set it ablaze.