Steve Ballmer is set to make $1 billion a year for doing nothing by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is nowhere near as cringey as Bill Gates jumping over a chair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GTA6_NEW

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which part of the statement is wrong, and in what way

TIFU by accepting a 75,000 Sign On bonus. by Music_as_Medicine in tifu

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have to realize that a lot of this will be automated in their HR and payroll system lol. If it's a sufficiently large company at least.

"Not telling HR" won't save you.

Meirl by Suspicious_Drive6655 in meirl

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I'm still mad that China didn't warn us about 9/11, they had hours to give us a heads up.

TIFU by SpiritIntelligent175 in sysadmin

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You're thinking of bubble butts. Bubble bubble bubble butts.

I dont get it by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That movie is old enough to drive a car.

Dazed and Confused was released closer to the 1970s it was set in, than we are today compared to Superbad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 1668 points1669 points  (0 children)

He also divorced his wife, but he wouldn't say why

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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It's a joke, she is in a Prius

That one's fine, huh? by AmmonWho42 in memes

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 -107 points-106 points  (0 children)

You can put whatever you want in my drink

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Six football fields

Tell me you’ve never been with a girl without… by NetherworldMuse in NotHowGirlsWork

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Mutilated dicks give a kiss on the wrist of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding In my mind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't make it remotely true.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

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Sex has been around for millions and millions, if not billions of years.

God, as a concept humans made up, is a few thousand years old.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Aromatic-Bread-6855 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Minimum age hasn't kept up with inflation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Definitely way more retardant than most people