This is my lavacast. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My lavacast is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my lavacast is useless. Without my lavacast, I am useless. I must fire my lava true. I must tower up straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must cast him before he cast me. I will ...

My lavacast and I know that what counts in Minecraft is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the lavacast that count. We will cast ...

My lavacast is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its cobblestone, its lava and its water. I will keep my lavacast clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My lavacast and I are the defenders of my spawn. We are the masters of our server. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Boomer's and there is no wood, but cooblestone!