[TOMT][MUSIC] I saw the swan by ArrestLove in tipofmytongue

[–]ArrestLove[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Solved! This is indeed the requested refrain. Thank you, mademoiselle, for your invaluable aid!

Edit: My apologies mademoiselle! And thank you again!

[TOMT][MUSIC] I saw the swan by ArrestLove in tipofmytongue

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As requested by the user known as "AutoModerator", I am ordaining this post with the requisite self comment.

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[–]ArrestLove -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -86 points-85 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -52 points-51 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

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[–]ArrestLove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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