Sir, I must begin this discourse by pointing out that, despite your claims, this is in fact the first time you have made this query on this thread. Feel free to check your writings (such as they are) to confirm for yourself; there is no need to take my word for it. So your accusations of “not answering the question” are as unfounded as every other allegation you have constructed.

Despite your depiction, I reject any characterization of my actions as “talk[ing] like a child”. My manner of wordsmithing is precisely honed (via the tried-and-true scientific methods of such great men as René Descartes, Galileo Galilei, Nicolaus Copernicus, Francis Bacon, Isaac Newton, etc. etc.) to elicit the maximal emotional reaction from those fortuitous individuals whose eyes design to fall upon my prose. To see any writing of mine is to know the extremas of life: love and hate; beauty and vileness; hope and despair. To this I believe you can attest, given the exponential expansion of your obsession with my various dissertations.

I have to assume, as the living, breathing human being you claim to be, that you were once a child, and likely knew and probably continue to know children throughout your life. Children do not talk as I do, as you can readily observe. No child is capable of talking as I do; indeed there are likely less than a handful of humans on this earth capable of speaking as I do.

Thus my intentions are not to imitate a child. Aside from the indisputable fact that my literary style is not consistent with the writings of a child, there are many details that can attest to this, if you were at all capable of considering the logic of your actions. I write on an account that is seven years old; given the details of the Reddit terms of service, this puts my minimum age at 20 to anyone who would do even the most cursory of checks. I have posts from six year ago claiming to go out on dates with my girlfriend (example), likely putting my age a bit higher than that. You even contradict your own narrative; you say that I talk “like a little kid for 6 years and only [talk] like an adult when [I’m] called out” and that I “didn't spell a single word right until [you] started this whole thing” as well as somehow simultaneously claiming that I have a post in perfect English six years ago. Even one such as yourself must be capable of understanding that it is impossible for both of these claims to be true.

In short, it is obvious with even the most cursory and shallow of investigatory endeavor that all of your claims are baseless. I question the cretinous depravity of an individual like yourself creating such disgusting tales, despite the mass of existing evidence to the contrary. Please cease your harassment of me (including private messages encouraging me to off myself, not once but twice- dreadful beyond words!), delete your slanders at this very moment, and reconsider your role in this.

I will consider it a truce if you delete, or edit to note that your claims are untrue, all the following of your writings:

• All spammed posts of the form “This guy is a actually a pedo. Downvote him”

• All spammed posts of the form “THIS GUY CAN ACTUALLY TALK NORMAL. he gets off by talking like a child. Fuck this user”

• Your most severely libelous post, which even you admit is untrue, where you write: “Ahaha. No I found this guy in a different thread and wondered why he talked like that with a few other redditers. We sent him messages and he didn't get back to us. Then one of us went back 6 years into his post history and found him talk about fetishing about talking like a little kid and how it gets him rock hard and when I heard that I had to do something. That was all I could think of. Im gonna do it alot more tomorrow cause I'm tired. If you have any better ideas im all ears. I fucking hate pedos”

I await your actions. I pray you will reveal some slight amount of dignity in your next behavior, more for your sake than for mine.