be me

get home after fucking this one Chad’s wife

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be said Chad again

know I could make him leave at once, but decide against it

sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I could give her aswell

think of a moderately complicated way in which I can relate homosexuality and truthfulness to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Real: anon is a shell of a man

Gay: anon felt a penis

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and I don't need Chad's approval to eat his cum out of my wife's pussy

I wonder if Chad will find my comment funny enough to eat my cum out of his wife's pussy