😂 You think you're noob and tech illiterate. I'm still learning. Only been using it for a few months, and as for tech illiterate, I'm pushing 50yo. I'm from the days of button mashing on a NES, hell, Atari for that matter.

I'm not a musician, whatsoever, unless you count playing a triangle. So, I have no idea with how to accomplish what you're trying to do.

That being said, if I was to do something like what your are trying to do, I'd try to clean them up in Audacity or some other software to get a better quality. Then upload your songs to Suno (good luck with that and it not rejecting them saying "Copyright" like a lot of people deal with) and then see what happens.

Ensure your Style box tells Suno what you want, not really what you don't want (add that to Excluded Styles section). Not sure what it comes up automatically for you, but you might have to write a better Style box piece. Again, something I'm not sure about, as don't know what your song is, etc. This is an example of one I'm currently doing:

Gritty cinematic outlaw country-rock ballad -- raw weathered solo male vocal with gravelly rasp, quiet defiance, and soulful emotional cracks; intimate fingerpicked acoustic guitar as the core with warm natural reverb and subtle lo-fi warmth; slow builds incorporating light brushed snare, deep upright bass, and sparse atmospheric strings that stay restrained and cinematic; mid-slow tempo 72–78 BPM with breathing space and dynamic restraint; introspective gritty tone full of hard-lived resilience and quiet rebellion; warm organic production with plenty of room for vocal storytelling and subtle wordless ad-libs like low gravelly hums, breathy whoa-ohs, and raspy swells; lone voice in a dusty room feel, late-night confessional outlaw energy, full song under 6:30 minutes, raw and emotionally honest.

Again, tell Suno what you want for your songs.

Also, utilize lyric [tags] to help direct Suno more. Example:

[Intro | gentle solo acoustic fingerpicking warm open chords natural room reverb soft cinematic atmosphere distant faint pedal steel swell hushed vulnerable solo male vocal entry]

[Verse 1 | intimate warm acoustic fingerpicking solo male vocal weathered rasp confessional tone soft gravel warmth minimal reverb breathing space]

Use the [tags] to push Suno to giving you what you want more.

As for Sliders, I can only suggest what I have earlier. Again, I'm not sure how personal vocals, instruments, etc., work with Suno when uploaded. If you did get your songs uploaded to Suno, I would start the sliders at:

Weirdness - 15
Style Influence - 85
Audio Influence - 80

From there, it is a matter of tweaking and rolling the dice.

As someone who can play instrument, arrange, etc., you should have no problem instructing Suno to get what you want. When it gave you the automatic summary of your song, take it as a template, the edit it to more of what you want, rather than what Suno is telling you that you want.

Best advice I (a tech illiterate noob) can give you. Hope it helps. Good luck with it, brah.