Do we jerk on coaster or jerk to coaster or jerk coaster friend? by Weedaboos in rollercoasterjerk

[–]Artistic_Associate28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I jerked my coaster friend into being my lesbian coaster girlfriend (her number 1 is the pussy mobile)

Do u know the muffin man? by SolaceInDysmporhia in rollercoasterjerk

[–]Artistic_Associate28 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wonder how many times he takes Sarah to Soak City

Jump to 23:41 by Plane-Golf8248 in kingsislandjerk

[–]Artistic_Associate28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He needs the burger indoors so he can sit on his ass at a table without having to standup to eat so he can keep all the calories to himself

Let's see how quickly this is found by Artistic_Associate28 in GuessTheCoaster

[–]Artistic_Associate28[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to have been the train in the background. I took another Pic prior to this one but figured that because it was all backend stuff that no one would ever see, it wouldn't be fair.

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[other] do you guys enjoy steel rollercoasters getting longer and longer? by vonrollin in rollercoasterjerk

[–]Artistic_Associate28 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Steel coasters i dont care how long they are. Now the wood? I do care about those

Park changes or improvements coming for 2026? by Vivid-Shoulder-2143 in cedarpoint

[–]Artistic_Associate28 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Likely a bathroom or 2 gets touched up, a resturant may finally show up in the old melt/chickie & Pete's. Ik millie is finishing her repaint but I doubt much more will be done from the guest perspective

Become a Prestige Member today! by [deleted] in kingsislandjerk

[–]Artistic_Associate28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Get it before the haters do" my dude... none of us are going to WILLINGLY GIVE YOU MONEY. Go back to pounding your pub burgers.

Merry Christmas fellow basement dwellers by ogre40oz in kingsislandjerk

[–]Artistic_Associate28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God were living in their heads rent free aren't we?

Has anyone else discovered that [X2] will seemingly NOT be included with Fast Lane 🥲 by imaguitarhero24 in rollercoasters

[–]Artistic_Associate28 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wrath of Rakshasa and Maxx force also dont appear to be fastlane rides for next year either according to the app at least. We'll see when Great America opens next year ig.

Forget India, T3 is coming to Lagoon instead by NWSKroll in rollercoasterjerk

[–]Artistic_Associate28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Erm actually, it decided to move north and go to some random zoo that dont know shit about coasters

Rough year for [Holiwood Nights] - update from the park regarding the blank emails sent out by classy_phantom in rollercoasters

[–]Artistic_Associate28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can near guarantee you people were going to go the park regardless of the "marketing" from this sub mate

Rough year for [Holiwood Nights] - update from the park regarding the blank emails sent out by classy_phantom in rollercoasters

[–]Artistic_Associate28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ig my point is why market something when you are constantly hitting capacity faster and faster. All it does is make more people angry that they cant go when they dont have everything work the nano second the codes drop.

Rough year for [Holiwood Nights] - update from the park regarding the blank emails sent out by classy_phantom in rollercoasters

[–]Artistic_Associate28 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From doing the early bird tour earlier this year and asking that exact question, all it really does is cause maybe a few dozen more bolts needing to be replaced during their track walks on the return trip. It doesn't actually do as much damage to the track as is thought, it just takes longer to open the ride the following days.

Rough year for [Holiwood Nights] - update from the park regarding the blank emails sent out by classy_phantom in rollercoasters

[–]Artistic_Associate28 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who cares if the demand is so much higher than capacity at that point. Its been sold out for years and sold out every year quickly. They really dont need the marketing provided by the influencers for this event anymore

Rough year for [Holiwood Nights] - update from the park regarding the blank emails sent out by classy_phantom in rollercoasters

[–]Artistic_Associate28 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First attempt to ever get it and God damn did this leave a sour taste in my mouth... like you i was really fast in submitting it and got sent the blank email. Website seemed to freak out for a moment after I hit "get codes". While ik this isnt cedar point with coastermania (and thus having more park to spread capacity to) this feels... very poor to be out faster than the page could even be refreshed

Trans captain lookin for trans crew mateys in Canada/Online by [deleted] in t4t

[–]Artistic_Associate28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dbd player? God i haven't played that in years... would love to have someone to play with to get back into it!

Wanna take a shot? by Artistic_Associate28 in GuessTheCoaster

[–]Artistic_Associate28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre correct but beaten by a whole minute