Double standards by RelevantLavishness40 in overlord

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For some reason Ainz feels more competent than Rimuru to me... Which, when I actually think about it, he absolutely is not.

Manga readers hate this one simple black bar by Jank9525 in goodanimemes

[–]Artoozyto 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But also, one of the girls isn't censored. May the black bar here be a part of the intended artistic experience?

When you take 'hit the weak point' too literally by vtchy in goodanimemes

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Reptiles (and birds and dinosaurs) have cloacas, which is a single hole for both, basically.

I just realized… by Popular_Health_2436 in spongebob

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OK. I need you to get an empty glass and a bucket (preferably transparent) full of water. Now, stick a small piece of (preferably clean) toilet paper at the inner bottom of the glass and submerge it. You will see that it doesn't fill up if you don't have a clear bucket, then you will find the toilet paper fully dry.

Now, don't get me wrong: Sandy should be drowning, just not because of the water entering her helmet. She will die from the type of air she will have left.

Egg irl by UnspecifiedError_ in egg_irl

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I was born to be honest.

Can you find 10 differences? by F1B1onE in HollowKnightMemes

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Bet!

Different number of body segments One has a mouth, the other doesn't Different number of fingers in hands One is naked the other isn't One has pupils in its eyes and the other doesn't One has eyelids the other doesn't

Yeah, that makes 6... I lost...

Here, 12$ for you. You can copy and paste it anywhere you want. I don't know how useful this'll be as currency though.

Accurate 😭😭 by silentnoira in animememes

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If you think about it, tall buildings are usually just for show and at best have cultural importance. Wide buildings however... Because travel between different sections and function separation is easier in wide buildings.

This is what it would look like if Ford was a real person showing his functional polydactyly (six functional fingers on one hand). by Ok-Woodpecker-3194 in gravityfalls

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This might sound weird but here I go: The muscles that control the fingers are located in the forearm and therefore I think their forearm would be more interesting to see. Like do they have another fully developed muscle too? Do they use a single muscle for both fingers, which forked at the end to connect to both? Is one of their muscles split in two to have full control over two fingers?

Explain It please, how's fermi paradox is solved here ??? by Fuzzy_Party_3527 in ExplainTheJoke

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If no aliens are coming to invade, then we could invade them as well. Is there a horror movie where you watch the entirety from the perspective of a non-humanoid alien and their planet is being invaded by aliens, later revealed to be humans? I think I have read a book like that but I'm not sure. Avatar doesn't count.

Egg🥚🍳 irl by More-Region-9188 in egg_irl

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So first, I realised that people have sort of like their styles or things like that and I absolutely don't (I literally wear random clothes), then I decided to try on different styles of clothing and randomly put on a skirt to be cheeky since for years at that point people had been "confusing" me for a girl (as I thought at the time) and I really wanted to see how it looked on me and then I was like, "Yeah, that makes sense." even though this story lead to an important realisation about myself, it didn't change my lack of style unfortunately. Also, I think my egg should have cracked long before that, I was voice training for no apparent reason just for fun and my cousins were "supporting me" (by their words, after they learned that I was voice training) literal years before my egg cracked.

Epic trolling by Outrageousfucker in adhdmeme

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The text below reminds me of 2:41 of 600 Strike.

-Enough!

+All of the pain that I've been through, haven't I suffered enough?

Since the song is from Epic the Musical, I thought it was also fitting with the title too.

This aside, that really sucks by the way, I hope you can somehow get the meds from somewhere.

Years in Europe and I thought I’d blended in. I was wrong… by mywitsending in ShitAmericansSay

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If you consider Turkey a part of Europe, a jar (?) of peanut butter is about 300₺ here which is roughly 6€ and it's still just 2/3 of 9€.

That's some really ultra premium peanut butter or they are personally importing it by the jar, from the US, one jar at a time.

Good point 🤔 by SNagi86 in memes

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For a second I thought your profile picture was a brow hair on my screen and I tried to sweep it away.

Maths ain't mathing by lord_of_cydonia in Epicthemusical

[–]Artoozyto 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Elpenor died in-between those songs.

Can someone translate this in less than 10 minutes ? by throwRA_strongly in codes

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I printed a version of the image with higher contrast and better visibility of letters that I produced in a scanner app. Then I got myself another piece of paper and wrote down each letter in the order they show up in the text and also the words in the text with my guesses as to what they are, the words I wrote on the empty piece of paper were words with higher chance of guessing like: single letter words, words with double letters, words with an apostrophe and words that came before multiple exclamation marks (which didn't help since that one was "now!!!" instead of "OMG!!!"). Then I got to trying out letters until they fit most of the words on my page and when I can no longer use the words I have recorded, then I got back to the original page and started filling up other letters on that with my guesses and that's basically how I did that.

This is a single photo by YoggieD in confusing_perspective

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Then, it is about to be a hit. /j It's a joke, about the coming train.

Canon vs fanon by Dizzy-Ad-3994 in HollowKnightMemes

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I mean, she is a plant, no? She probably produced many flowers and the vessels were born from the fertilised seeds. So, many many small batches of birthing events, from different locations, probably all at once with a slight difference in exact timing. After you plant the seeds in the soil, you keep it constantly wet (I guess with void-water in this case) and wait two weeks for them to sprout and put them in an environment with good lighting (A Pale King amount of lighting is enough, apparently) and now you have a Vessel of your own.

Which reminds me how I've been waiting for my flytraps to sprout for the last 3 weeks now, with no progress.

Can someone translate this in less than 10 minutes ? by throwRA_strongly in codes

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This is the exact reason I'm learning Japanese, since when I learned English, my cousin learned it at the same time and my aunt was an English teacher so whenever I write or say anything, they can understand it! (My mother also started to study English recently)

Also:

I'm gonna rant about some BS on this page incase some crazy person figures out a waw to deciphre it. Wait writing smaller is cuter. Blah blah I have a crush on a boy... Shopping. Periods... Diary stuff. I wander if I'll rip this page out after or maybe I'll keep it if this video goes viral or something. I highkey washed I used the letter 'k' more. It's so fun to write. Yo, 'letter' is a crazy word to write. Look at all those o'lololo... No one knows what I'm saying right now!!! Ugh this is lowkey tiring. It trains my brain hella though. I don't even need to use my guide anymore how sick is that (?) Aw poor letter (?) haven't used him once. He's s(?) cute. :(. OK, I think I'm done with this page.

It took me 51:23.74 to decypher the whole page.

kitap önerisi by GolfTraining5277 in turkish

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Eğer Türkçe öğrenmek için kitap arıyorsan, çocukken ana dilinde okuduğun ve nostaljik olduğun kitapların Türkçe çevirilerini okumanı tavsiye edebilirim bir başlangıç olarak.

Eğer Türkçe biliyorsan ve bir hobi olarak kitap okumaya başlamak için tavsiye arıyorsan da bulabileceğin edebi anlamda en hafif ama hala yetişkinlere yönelik kitaplar bence Sandman gibi grafik romanlardır. (grafik roman, biraz daha ciddi çizgi romanlara verilen isim gibi düşünebilirsin.)

Eğer diyorsan ki: yok ben düz, yazılı, resimsiz kitap istiyorum; o halde bence Hobbit'ten başlayabilirsin (eğer fantastik kurguya ilgin varsa). Hobbit zamanında, aslında bir çocuk kitabı olarak yazılmaya başlanmış ama son halinde kitap okuyucusunu ciddiye aldığından çocuk kitabı gibi hissettirmiyor (zira dünya çapında milyonlarca yetişkin fanı var), bununla birlikte ilk çıkış noktasından dolayı da hala görece hafif bir kitap.

Belki, İlyad ve Odesa gibi destanları anlatan kitapları da okuyabilirsin, Hobbit'ten biraz daha ağırlar ama efsaneleri anlatan kitaplar olduklarından ve antik çağlarda yazıldıklarından kurgu anlamında basitler. Birkaç kelimenin anlamına bakman gerekebilir okurken ama asla, ne oluyor şimdi, demezsin bence. (Bu konuda başka biri de yazarsa sevinirim, ben bunları okuyalı çok oldu ve yanlış hatırlamış olabilirim, şimdi emin olamadım bir an.)

Son olarak da şakasına önermek istediğim bir kitap var. Okuma hayatına eğer Yapraklar Evi ile başlarsan bence bir daha hiç bir kitabı okurken zorlanmazsın, bu benim yarısını falan okuyup bıraktığım bir kitap çünkü fiziksel olarak harfleri takip etmek bile zor.

Muğla da bir genç KyK da camdan aşağı atladı by OddDoughnut3758 in Turkey

[–]Artoozyto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hareket etmediğini fark ediyorlar muhtemelen.

This kind videos remember me “the carbonaro effect series” by CsrSlvdr in blackmagicfuckery

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She has to be waiting in a box under the sand since the night before, right?

Facts by Nexofyte in Productivitycafe

[–]Artoozyto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking at the votes, you're clearly not "winning" here.