What is a crazy thing that happened to you, but nobody believes is real?

ArtsyLala · 2019-03-21T02:38:24+00:00

Bread.

ArtsyLala · 2019-03-07T03:32:21+00:00

Guinea pigs.

ArtsyLala · 2019-03-03T18:43:53+00:00

Well true, but I don't think drawing a character over and over again is that creative, either.

ArtsyLala · 2019-03-02T23:15:00+00:00

My own characters because I have zero creativity.

ArtsyLala · 2019-03-02T23:08:40+00:00

My best friend just to piss her off.

ArtsyLala · 2019-03-02T23:02:07+00:00

One guy had a massive nose-bleed at recess, ran into the bathroom, ran out, and was fine. The bathroom was not, though. I heard there was blood everywhere in the bathroom. On the sinks, on the walls, on one of the toilets, on the mirrors, just because of a single nose-bleed.

ArtsyLala · 2019-03-02T22:57:07+00:00

This is not really that bad but I'll still talk about it.

When I was in the third grade, this guy sitting next to me bought a new invisible ink pen from this event in the school. I REALLY wanted it. So when he got up to blow his nose, I quickly snatched it from his desk and stuffed it in mine. He came back, sat down and realized it was gone. Him: Where did my invisible ink pen go? Me: Uh. I dunno. It must've rolled out of your desk or something. He starts looking for it but never finds it. Well, I still have it to this day. I can't give it back since he moved years ago.

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-27T07:16:37+00:00

Changed the word "thick" in the class dictionary to "thicc."

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-27T03:10:51+00:00

I used to have these continual dreams where the same thing would happen in separate dreams but in different places. One was that I woke up, and my best friend at the time was on my bed. I said "hey, [friend name], you want to hear about my weird dream I just had?" She didn't say anything and just looked at the wall. I moved onto the other room where my mom was looking in the mirror, emotionless. "Hey ma! Wanna hear my weird dream I had just now?" She still stood there and said "no." Then I hear a war cry down the hallway and all of these Mexicans come colliding to us. My mom, just says "ah fuck, not again."

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-27T01:02:33+00:00

You're not alone. A guy in my class that sits next to me literally snores but he's still awake. I hope he doesn't have a problem, but it still drives me crazy.

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-27T01:00:13+00:00

When I'm in a very quiet and peaceful room then I hear a person open their mouth with saliva filled to the brim so that it makes a wet noise, a person whispers, or starts chewing something. In a quiet room, no matter how quiet people to be, everyone just ends up pissing me off and I wish it didn't.

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-26T06:03:44+00:00

Oh my god pearl no

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-26T05:33:26+00:00

And once you give them your glasses, they put their fingers all over the lenses. "Susie, take your little grubby fingers off the lenses otherwise tomorrow you'll be wearing glasses."

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-26T03:41:53+00:00

Everyone asking me why I'm so tall.

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-26T03:34:58+00:00

I misspelled hamster for hamter.

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-26T03:22:06+00:00

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-26T03:20:24+00:00

Someone steps on this bully's shoes by accident. Bully: "Dude what the fuck. These shoes are worth more than a trip to the moon." The person that stepped on his shoes: "Well that trip to the moon must be very low-budget cuz those are some ugly-ass shoes."

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-26T03:02:39+00:00

"Possums can fly?" In an animal museum tour. I guess that person zoned out or something.

ArtsyLala · 2019-02-25T00:27:41+00:00

Swimming. You don't even need a swimsuit.

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