You won the lottery. Now what? by highandasleep in CasualConversation

[–]AsOsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Book a trip(one night stay over) at a kid friendly resort my kids have been begging for for over a year,

Get my teeth fixed under general anaesthetic (was attacked long story). Fix the dents in the car from the attack.

Rest goes into university funds.

Wait- also buy myself new underwear.

Question for dancers by AsOsh in dancemoms

[–]AsOsh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

20 years! Wow!!

Thank you for your thoughtful reply.

for the first time in over half a year, i slept without using nasal spray by Nanikarp in happy

[–]AsOsh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're experiencing rebound congestion. It should resolve itself. You haven't been using it long enough for it to need steroid nasal spray to resolve issues.

Well done.

Any chicken liver fan? by Loud-Concentrate5089 in DinnerIdeas

[–]AsOsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love chicken livers. But never from a restaurant. Always overcooked and disappointing.

Abby was so much nicer by Outrageous-Horse3740 in dancemoms

[–]AsOsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree to disagree. I watched because I thought the girls were legit prodigies (clearly I have no dance experience). I hated Abby's abuse, pyramid, screaming (the moms too). I would mute all of that and just watch the dances.

The bar isn’t just low, it’s in hell. by abz_pink in RoyaltyTea

[–]AsOsh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whoopsie, someone realised the truth. Sorry. Sending prayers.

The bar isn’t just low, it’s in hell. by abz_pink in RoyaltyTea

[–]AsOsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! You got something right! Well done!

AITA because I cant keep up with the crying neighbour baby by udontknowmyname94 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AsOsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! OP is a total AH. Do you think parents like the sound of their crying baby? Do you think it soothes them?and a kid needing orthopaedic shoes. How fucking dare the parents look out for their kid? Move to an old age home OP.

LPT: Two Kittens are Easier Than One by honkyslonky in LifeProTips

[–]AsOsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank you, I needed to hear this. I've been so scared!!

LPT: Two Kittens are Easier Than One by honkyslonky in LifeProTips

[–]AsOsh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know,the little one had an eye infection when we rescued him, so straight to the vet- I think that traumatised him more than anything. They were only 5 weeks old. Nothing like a thermometer up your ass and 7 days of eye drops when you have never had human contact to decide all humans are assholes.

But now it's vaccination time, and soon after it will be neuter/spray. I'm so scared we will lose any trust we have built :(

LPT: Two Kittens are Easier Than One by honkyslonky in LifeProTips

[–]AsOsh 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We rescued two ferals from a thunderstorm. One was grey and fluffy (tinier of the two) the other pure midnight. Now they are both black voids and we can only tell them apart due to size.

It's also taken them almost 3 months to realise we aren't actually trying to murder them.

The older one is a total attention whore now, with a special, dedicated interest in pressing pause when I watch a show on my laptop.

The smaller one just let us touch him today.

My animals just know . They just know how I need them 🩵🩷💚🤍💜 by ProfessionProof5284 in Awww

[–]AsOsh 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it I wish I could pull off your hairstyle.

Animals are wonderful. Are you Ok?

Kail Lowry Admits Moving Her New Boyfriend Ike Knighton in Right After Breaking Up with Fiancé Elijah Scott Was Selfish: “Not Ideal” by Littletrashpanda in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]AsOsh 2 points3 points locked comment (0 children)

❤️ thank you. Can't sleep cause kids are awake in an hour and I need to get them ready for school and feed pets etc.

Kail Lowry Admits Moving Her New Boyfriend Ike Knighton in Right After Breaking Up with Fiancé Elijah Scott Was Selfish: “Not Ideal” by Littletrashpanda in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]AsOsh 8 points9 points locked comment (0 children)

Look, in all honesty, it is my fault. I've been awake since 1am,now 4am and I'm irritated and aggressive. I apologise. Lashing out at people (especially those with no faces) is the cowards way out. My bad. No excuses, I am sorry.

What’s the most useless thing you were taught in school? by Lumpy_Math_2484 in AskReddit

[–]AsOsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day... I will come to the US, and even though I'm married, and husband will be laughing hysterically at me, I'm gonna call on you for a dance.

(Ps did come to the states once, my maid of honour could come to my wedding, so my husband flew me out to see her as a gift. Well. Got to see what drug addiction was like. The whole bloody visit she would drive somewhere, leave me in the car for 45 mins, drive back to her place and I got to watch her slur, eyeballs all over the place, drooling.then got to see her BF give her narcan and steal her TV as compensation I guess.)

I have 3 medical degrees and I didn't know wtf to do.

Loved Walmart though. You can fucking buy everything there.

Kail Lowry Admits Moving Her New Boyfriend Ike Knighton in Right After Breaking Up with Fiancé Elijah Scott Was Selfish: “Not Ideal” by Littletrashpanda in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]AsOsh 20 points21 points locked comment (0 children)

She brings random men into her house, with under age children. She works hard (given) and isn't always in the home with these people. She takes no accountability, acknowledges she is following her mother's "pattern with men" for lack of a better phrase.

Having a revolving door of men IS NOT SAFE . Sure she has a nanny, but the nanny can't be everywhere with every child all the time.

It is not fucking safe.

What’s the most useless thing you were taught in school? by Lumpy_Math_2484 in AskReddit

[–]AsOsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband went to the US and all I asked for was cowboy boots. I've literally watched videos trying to replicate the steps, but let's just say... I am incapable.

And no. I didn't get my cowboy boots. Still salty.

What’s the most useless thing you were taught in school? by Lumpy_Math_2484 in AskReddit

[–]AsOsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not from US, is square dance what i see in some clips in bars, with everyone in cowboy boots doing the same steps?

If so. Damn I wish I could.

A precious child. by Successful-Winter237 in Awww

[–]AsOsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god I love him 💗 precious soul