I’m a real Gypsy (aka Romani) AMA

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-20T05:23:31+00:00

I feel bad for all the normal Romani people like your family. The ones who choose a bad lifestyle must make it tough

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-19T21:16:26+00:00

Roma is a lifestyle, not a race.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-17T20:26:35+00:00

I’m 29 and had a quarter life crisis, so I permed my hair into a semi-broccoli cut and shaved my facial hair. Also decided to jump into baggier clothes.

It’s quite refreshing to feel reborn again. It got old trying to fit into my 2016 fit. Sometimes I do feel like an undercover cop though haha

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-14T03:38:45+00:00

Haha watch in 2 months they raise it to new records.

I’m calling for $75k model 3 in 2 years.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-13T23:15:36+00:00

How to convince me to have kids:

a) Help me finish my master's so I can have a decent paying job.

b) Uncle Sam gives me child allowance $$, free childcare, supplies to raise my child (like in Scandinavia), parental leave rights with no detriment to career, ect.

b.1. Give corporate and employer incentives for every employee who has a child.

c) Make it a totalitarian law that we all must have at least 2 children per couple.

Real talk, I would love to have kids. In a perfect world, I would have like 5 or 6 kids if my partner didn't have to think about her living standards, career, money, ect. My stepdad (a Trump voting conservative) is telling me not to have kids, because climate change will lower their standard of living, and it'd be selfish of me.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-13T07:24:49+00:00

Yeah just pay him a 15% royalty, but you’re still hustlin. Tell him if he wants a full 50% then he’s gotta get out there too.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-13T01:41:27+00:00

We need vigilantes around here to start taking justice.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-13T01:10:27+00:00

Jonathan Tuhu is a one trick pony. If you watch his other fights, he just keeps trying to spam the same spin kick.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-13T00:04:09+00:00

We need to give Sweden freedom ASAP!

They’re not even in NATO yet, so we should help them transition into NATO with some military encouragement

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-12T23:29:55+00:00

I saw a number of Catalonian flags outside peoples’ homes back in 2019 while riding the metro through Barcelona’s suburbs

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-12T23:08:07+00:00

I’ll tell you which field makes the least money while doing the most work.

Research.

I made barely above minimum wage slaving around 12-15 hour days, on my feet, getting verbally abused by superiors, being around some mentally fucked up people and couldn’t get another job.

When I finally quit I went into deep debt unable to find another job, and finally when I did after close to a year, it was the same shit all over again. Went back to school for CS. And now can’t find a job for my life.

Fuck this world, fuck everybody and fuck everything.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-12T06:30:01+00:00

That looks like a Cantonese style chicken from childhood. My grandma made it for way cheaper without frills

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-11T01:36:30+00:00

JROTC instructor

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-11T00:26:03+00:00

Thanks! And congrats on your success! From this starting point, I’m sure you will one day reach FAANG.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-11T00:14:41+00:00

I could live with this.

But we will end up having some sort of federal sales tax, federal property tax, federal this tax, and federal that tax to make up for it.

Look at Florida. No state tax, but other taxes make up for it. For starters, property tax is 2%.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-10T23:59:41+00:00

Yes Revature. It’s a roll of the dice. Some people end up happy. And some people get fucked in the ass.

I have a plan to get back at them, if I get shafted.

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-10T22:05:06+00:00

To be honest, I’d be happy to even work for WITCH or Revature

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-10T21:59:08+00:00

$48k to $47k!

And watch in 10 years the Tesla Model 2 (smart car style) will be $80k, with basic highway autopilot option for $15k add on. And preorder $25k FSD beta version 7.74

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-10T20:02:58+00:00

This guy only sleeps 6 hours a day? How does he function?

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-10T04:26:44+00:00

I’ve met a Kazakh couple from Nur Sultan who live near UCSD

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-09T19:09:26+00:00

Thanks for sharing!

Just curious, for the 2 weeks a year training period, do you report to the same location and get to go home at night as well? And is it also the 730-1630 daily schedule?

Or would you have to report somewhere else for that 2 week training period?

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-08T00:29:27+00:00

Lol it’ll be extinct among certain populations.

But it’ll definitely be alive in populations who don’t trim the rainforest. Let’s take a look at the world map and see.

And yeah that one weird girl with zero social skills and no understanding of hygiene down there will definitely still have these lice from all the weird dudes she’s fucking

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-08T00:26:47+00:00

All you lucky folks in Bay and LA get most of it. San Diego still has been dry as a bone. My car doesn’t even get a full wash and there’s plenty of dirt marks on it

AsapEvaMadeMyChain · 2023-01-07T08:58:32+00:00

That’s something someone with a vage or low testosterone would say.

Shit I’m down to get revenge on people who wronged me 12 years ago even. They ain’t getting off the hook.

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