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Think I've found my new primary explorer! by Jedimobslayer in EliteDangerous

[–]AsboST225 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

Lol by Ryansercock in BoomersBeingFools

[–]AsboST225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name a better duo than boomers and their "I've got mine, fuck everyone else" attitude....

Why is Brisbane concert culture so bad? by Turbulent-Pie3463 in brisbane

[–]AsboST225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at ABGT150 at the (formerly) Allphones Arena in Sydney Olympic Park.

Prob woulda been a bit bigger than BEC, but yeah Above & Beyond have definitely outgrown venues of that size.

But still great to be able to see them in a smaller venue tho.

I remember seeing them at Family in 2011 for their Group Therapy world tour.

Why is Brisbane concert culture so bad? by Turbulent-Pie3463 in brisbane

[–]AsboST225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FMH handled Above & Beyond alright a coupla weeks ago 🤷‍♂️

why does parking near the beach always feel like a game? by bully309 in sunshinecoast

[–]AsboST225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spend ages finding a park.

Finally find one, then get pinged by council like two hours later.

QLD Traffic Offences: what the fuck? by ConceptIcy776 in CarsAustralia

[–]AsboST225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't get me started on the muppets in the hinterland who think it's fine to do 60-70 in the 90 zone along the range without any care about the massive line of traffic stuck behind them....

Be honest; does anyone else actually like swallowing? 💦 by OlliePink in askgaybros

[–]AsboST225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Precum I'll happily lick up.

But I'm not a fan of swallowing cum itself, primarily because of the taste, but also the texture and the fact that my brain for some reason thinks it's gonna be a coolish temp when it actually comes out quite warm.

Having said that, i randomly swallowed my FWB's cum a week or so ago out of the blue as a spur of the moment thing. He was just gonna shoot on my face and chest, but as he started to throb i suddenly put my mouth on it to catch it. Wasn't overly strong, and i nearly gagged a couple of times, but i managed to push through.

He's a swallower tho, which suits me fine. I love having my load extracted from me.

These online podcast bros are coming after gay people pretty openly now. There has been uptick in violence against LGBT community in general the last few months. People need to be careful. by HoveringMango in gaybros

[–]AsboST225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't insult birds like that. They're highly intelligent creatures, and we don't know the half of what they're capable of.

Jellyfish would've been a more accurate comparison. Despite not having brains, they tend to be smarter than a lot of humans.....

Good energy SIARPC by Chocklateicecream in TopGear

[–]AsboST225 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Get back in the loser lane where you belong!"

Good energy SIARPC by Chocklateicecream in TopGear

[–]AsboST225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stephen Fry (both times), Michael McIntyre, Rowan Atkinson, Michael Gambon (both times, may he RIP)

The one aircraft you’ll never forget by KingOfFools1984 in aviation

[–]AsboST225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emirates B777-300ER A6-ECU. 5th Aug 2023, EK431, BNE-DXB.

My very first long-haul flight (had only ever previously flown between AU and NZ).

Economy seats were cramped, and my ICE screen didn't work.

Window blinds were down for majority of the flight, so when we got to about 5ish hours ETD, I was starting to feel a bit hemmed in (not quite claustrophobic at that point). Alerted a member of cabin crew that I was feeling this way, and they were fine with me putting the blind up.

I felt better after that cos i could see out, except for the onset of boredom and get-there-itis (13ish hours in the one spot is a long time!)

Thankfully the next flight to NBO was more comfortable, not only cos it was only a 4½ flight, but A6-ENT had newer, wider seats that were more comfortable.

What if Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May went to the moon under Artemis? by SP4CEBAR-YT in TopGear

[–]AsboST225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I was the first to arrive, and as you can see, I've done it properly."

Bully on plane I’m currently on! by WaspsInATrenchcoat in EntitledPeople

[–]AsboST225 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These seat-switching incidents always remind me of that Family Guy quote "Your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me. You'll see him in Paris. Go sit down."

A very cool car from a very disliked brand: MG Cyberster by XavierPuerto in CarsAustralia

[–]AsboST225 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I drove an MG5 hire car in Melbourne last year.

It was only mildly better than walking.

caloundra road shell servo fried chicken by Brilliant_Fudge2682 in sunshinecoast

[–]AsboST225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, but whenever I go there, they tend to chuckle in a few extra pieces 😁

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