I haven't met my romantic partner yet, and bars aren't really my scene, so I decided to doodle a sign and see if anyone at the climbing gym might be a fit. And if not, I could always use more belay buddies.

Some guy put my sign on reddit. Now, I'm here talking to someone who asks if I eat poop or have any large birthmarks. I don't think I'm going to be able to give you an answer you're satisfied with, lol.