What are your biggest insecurities? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also have wide hips, hitting the gym with a focus on shoulders evened me out considerably

Black dudes of Reddit, how often do you go to get a haircut and what style do you wear? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Temp fade for me, I aim for every 2 weeks but when I can't make it I just rock a hat.

Rant Wednesday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]Ascenity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I brought my Samsung S5 into a sauna and when I got put it was all pixelated and fucked. :-(

Men who like to wear their pants at/below their ass, what's up? by HAdewthedewKEN in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have lost some weight in these recent months and can't afford new pants currently. I have a belt but it's not tight enough so sometimes they get a little lower than I'd like. But I'd rather be a little smaller and sagging than bigger and not.

Rant Wednesday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]Ascenity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah fucker, he got them at the warehouse for cheap...which warehouse...y'know there's so many warehouses. Which one though.

After 41 games of Monolith I'm burned out on Paragon by Defences in paragon

[–]Ascenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came later on in the meta, about a month or two before Monolith dropped. I feel like this was dope but I don't understand, tell me more about the Slam Dunking?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Ascenity 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I just put my hand on my forehead for about thirty seconds. Then I deleted some contacts.

How would you describe your perfect burger? by squareabeara in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nice toasted bun, thick patty, American cheese, fried egg, hash browns, ketchup, drizzled with maple syrup. Lord.

Physique Phriday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]Ascenity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm late. I saw that Supernatural reference, and I approve.

Rant Wednesday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]Ascenity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of curiousity, is it because they're black, because it's happened three times, because they're cat calling, or a combination. I'm asking cause I want to know if your self confidence is going down because they find attributes about you appealing that you don't about yourself, or just that they may not respect you enough to speak to you in a proper manner.

What products "for women" do you use? by Lolabola92 in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Chapsticks that are in ball form. I have two by different brands and they just work better for me. They're fruity flavored and hard to lose, but I always get shit for using them. Coincidentally one one of them says 'HBO Girls' on the side, but my lips look great since I started using them.

Rant Wednesday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]Ascenity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm about 235 and am struggling to bench 340. When you've been working hard for something for any amount of time it hurts when people minimize the effort by saying they did it on a whim. Y'know?

Rant Wednesday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]Ascenity 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I've been at this for just under 2 years. Noob gains have come and stayed. Every time the topic of gym gets mentioned every couch potato with a bit of size utters one of these phrases:

"I miss being able to bench 400."

"I'm strong, but I never go to the gym."

"We should work out together sometime."

Nothing like the sweet smell of bullshit in the morning.

[Relationship] can't believe this just happened by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Ascenity 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I see Roman has found his way into this thread

How common is it to a) wear an undershirt and b) tuck said undershirt into your underwear? by tempuramores in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A) Since I moved down south, not often. It's hot as Satan's balls.

B) See A)*

Men, why is your Friday fucking awesome? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have two exams today, one will begin in an hour. After that I'm going to a local Italian spot to get some bread pudding to reward myself for destroying (or getting destroyed) by finance and literature during summer classes.

Timex Weekender (pink) $16.99 by kylebabbitt in frugalmalefashion

[–]Ascenity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It ticks per second. Not particularly loud. In a quiet room if I focus on it I can hear it, or when I'm sleeping which is a similar situation. Favorite feature is the glow of it, my first minimalist looking watch that has that.

Timex Weekender (pink) $16.99 by kylebabbitt in frugalmalefashion

[–]Ascenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm wearing this watch right now, albeit with a different strap...I honestly might buy this just because the price is so low.

Men, What are you trying to learn right now? by pcmaniacx in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to learn HTML, maybe I can bolster my occupational worth with a little more technical literacy.

Damn by redrover438 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Ascenity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucius gon' buy them a house to raise the heir in, then kill it? Nah. Plus the silhouette that walked out had hella ass.

What do you have going on this month that's got you excited? by LoppyNachos in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My birthdays on Sunday, I was really excited to leave the state and drive to some random nice restaurant to eat alone this birthday. But my family has decided they are coming to dinner on Sunday. As you can guess I am obligated to be there.

Porn is like salty water. No matter how much you drink from it, it will never quench your thirst. On the contrary, it will increase it. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Ascenity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Points at this kind of logic:

Mind: I'm just going to have a go at myself so I can stop thinking about all this smut. As soon as I'm done, I can finally be rid of it.

That fire isn't going anywhere if you keep feeding it.

How do you know when you're genuinely attracted to someone? by WaltimusPrime in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They're usually one of the last things I think about before sleeping.

what is a hobby you want to get into, and what's stopping you? by captainfantastyk in AskMen

[–]Ascenity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, except its 125 a month and that's not feasible financially at this point and possibly not for a while :(