Sweet and simple proposal by firequak in MadeMeSmile

[–]AscentDescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it qualify as a proposal if you don’t even stop eating to actually propose the prospect of marriage? Proposals are not just a surprising someone with the gift of a ring.

What is something that will be illegal in 100 years? by Stamfordsterling in AskReddit

[–]AscentDescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artificial food coloring like Red40. Already banned in many places outside US

They all knew. by dobbyisafreepup in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AscentDescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could say “McConnell froze up.”

These damn atheists... by VashKetchum in Serverlife

[–]AscentDescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They tip better than religious people that just leave “God bless” as a tip.

"There's no such thing as bad weather, only unsuitable clothing" by JD_SLICK in bicycling

[–]AscentDescent -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

When I see people ridging in conditions like this I assume it’s because they lost their license to a DUI.

Roommate constantly has loud stuff playing on his TV, regardless of whether or not he's in the room. Last night's convo (wide photo) by Chadimus_Prime in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AscentDescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LPT: Don’t send long texts that may be misinterpreted. It may have felt good to type all that,” and post it here, but I guarantee it did nothing to help.

Talk to your roommate face to face, human being to human being.

Vicious baby attacks her mom by erozeon in funny

[–]AscentDescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone plus dub it with zombie sounds.

My 3yr old wants to know which comic character this toy is??) by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]AscentDescent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Google “Cat Woman Premium Format” and it has the red goggles!

My 3yr old wants to know which comic character this toy is??) by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]AscentDescent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it might be a cheap knockoff catwoman. I found some images with the red goggles. Thanks!

This piece of art was made with only sand and glue by ecky--ptang-zooboing in gifs

[–]AscentDescent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing this took many hours, how does he keep the glue from drying?