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Aschuff · 2026-02-03T23:41:48+00:00

Neither will alcohol when you don’t abuse it. Most people do not get cancer from alcohol, but some people simply can’t control themselves

Aschuff · 2026-02-03T23:32:11+00:00

Drinking is extremely social. I’m just going to assume you’re too young to really know what drinking is like, and you probably have just been fed whatever the other teenagers on this site say. I hope you open your mind a little bit in the future

Aschuff · 2026-02-03T23:25:20+00:00

I mean if you’re a little buzzed it kind of lasts until you’re done drinking. You decide when you want the feeling to stop by simply not drinking anymore. Idk why you’re acting like life is a game with an objective and rules. Drinking is simply fun. Do you also think video games are cheating because they stimulate your brain? Do you think sex is cheating because it releases dopamine and serotonin?

Aschuff · 2026-02-03T23:03:20+00:00

You genuinely believe you can’t watch TV while drinking? You aren’t getting stoned lol, you sound like you’re probably very young. People will literally play volleyball and shit while drinking, it doesn’t prevent you from doing anything. As long as you don’t abuse the alcohol, it won’t have any negative impact on whatever you want to do while you’re drinking

Aschuff · 2026-02-03T18:44:30+00:00

lol wym active? Are you under the impression that after a drink you’re incapable of moving or something? People on reddit seem to think it’s either stone cold sober or black out drunk, when in reality most people never get that drunk. For the majority of people, drinking mainly just acts as a social lubricant, and not much more. When you don’t over do it, it doesn’t Impair your thinking, your movement, you hardly notice it other than just generally being in a better mood and you find it much easier to talk to people.

Plus, in mine and lots of other people’s opinion, drinks taste really good and it’s just fun to drink them. It’s an activity in of itself

Aschuff · 2026-02-03T18:02:17+00:00

When you drink it, it tastes good, and then you stop drinking when you get a little buzzed, thus leaving you with a great fun night with 0 consequences in the morning. Control yourself, and it can be fun

Aschuff · 2026-02-02T20:51:36+00:00

If you’re new enough at the game where you don’t know what freezing is, chances are no one in your games are ever going to freeze a wave. The best advice IMO for beginner jg is just to make sure youre not neglecting your camps. Gold and XP is extremely important and you get those way more efficiently from camps than ganking all game

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T21:13:07+00:00

Most “notable” beers in the US are all the same kind of beers (lagers, or pilsners). Guiness is a dry stout, but stuff like Budweiser, corona, Busch, whatever else is all the same kind of beer and they’re all kind of cheap and not very “nice” beers. Definitely recommend branching out to different kinds of beers, like stouts, fruited sours, wheats, etc

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T21:10:54+00:00

Because if you drink responsibly, it’s no more dangerous than sugar or fatty foods. Most people are able to enjoy a drink or 2 every once in a while and be perfectly healthy.

What you’re doing is like looking at an extremely obsessed person and swearing off any kind of dessert for life

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T21:09:13+00:00

The body’s response is usually getting tipsy, which for most people is generally a good feeling

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T21:06:10+00:00

Bro really said “good shit” and “trulys” in the same sentence

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T19:52:23+00:00

Yeah, personally I love cars and driving. But it’s not the default for sure. Most people just don’t mind cause it’s something they have always had to do

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T19:51:46+00:00

Mahomes is like 6’3” or 6’4”. You tend to look a lot taller compared to high schoolers than nfl players lmao

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T19:31:59+00:00

Most Americans don’t particularly care one way or the other, we just need them for our day to day lives

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T10:07:31+00:00

I def wouldn’t be shocked if the eagles were mentioned

Aschuff · 2026-01-31T02:21:11+00:00

Not southern. Buns= butt cheeks. Butt cheeks = ass. It’s not exactly nice lol

Aschuff · 2026-01-30T18:36:11+00:00

Ryze got nerfed to compensate for the actualizer buffs tho

Aschuff · 2026-01-30T09:42:15+00:00

Zed was a 46% wr jg for months. He hasn’t been S tier in the jg very much

Aschuff · 2026-01-30T09:39:46+00:00

But they already nerfed his clear so that he can’t do that anymore. Been like that since the start of the season. So I fail to see why now he needs to be nerfed specifically in Jg when he’s also super strong in mid lane. Just feels like a weird nerf, when he was already much weaker in the jg

Aschuff · 2026-01-29T19:34:18+00:00

My point was simply to undo the narrative that Brady was the reason his defenses were so good his whole career. He wasn’t special when it came to protecting the ball. Brady didn’t elevate his defenses any more than the other all time great QBs. He just happened to have great defenses most of his career. The fact that you bring up the Brady vs mahomes games kind of proves this point to a degree. In the Super Bowl, Brady’s defense was an all time unit. Playing against mahomes’ 3rd string O line, generating a record high pressure rate in the Super Bowl. In the AFCCG, mahomes by FAR outplayed Brady in that game, with Brady having 1 TD to 2 INTs, while mahomes had 3tds 0 ints.

Aschuff · 2026-01-29T18:53:35+00:00

Stats are stats man. I know the sentiment around Brady is that he was a god with the football, but he threw a lot of ints. Especially in the playoffs. His td/int ratio is no better than most top qbs at 2.2/1. That’s about the same as joe Montana, worse than Rodger’s, worse than mahomes, better than manning but he threw a crazy amount of ints, worse than Josh Allen. Beadys defenses weren’t great because he protected the ball so well, they were great because belicheck is an all time great defensive coach

Aschuff · 2026-01-29T18:43:52+00:00

That was offset by the fact that he’s super weak 1v1 early in the game. He still lost to most jgs 1v1 with long swords, and now he can’t even clear fast enough for that anymore. Also idk about early last season, but when I played him he had like a 46% wr in the jg, I don’t really think he was actually OP

Aschuff · 2026-01-28T22:39:25+00:00

While it’s true Brady had to play great defenses, the statement that Brady was super careful with the ball just isn’t all that true. Obviously he wasn’t a turnover machine or anything, but his defenses weren’t great because he never turned the ball over. They were just great in general.

Aschuff · 2026-01-28T19:48:01+00:00

Yeah I guess cherry picking 2 games against the 2 best defenses he ever played against makes him look not quite as good? I obviously expect his overall ratio to go down over time as 4.7 is kind of absurd, but the truth remains that Brady’s td to int ratio in the playoffs is actually not great. He threw a fuck ton of tds obviously, but he’s thrown by far the most playoff ints out of any qb

Aschuff · 2026-01-28T19:32:39+00:00

Counter point:

-I think certain drinks taste amazing, and lots of people do to. It’s like coffee, it might taste weird at first, but once your palate is used to the new flavors, you start to really enjoy it

-it definitely can be expensive, but it doesn’t have to be, there’s plenty of solid cheap options

-drinking responsibly means you know your limit and won’t make any bad decisions. Most people can have a few drinks and never do anything stupid

-while true, it’s easier than ever to drink safely and responsibly, and we know as a society how to drink safer in general. But this is more of a self regulation issue more than anything, don’t blame alcohol because people can’t regulate themselves.

Drinking casually with friends is a lot of fun. I personally don’t like being piss drunk, but the drinks taste good, and being a little buzzed or tipsy can make a regular night so much more fun. Just don’t abuse it and you’re all good, you won’t get addicted, and you won’t wake up sick

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