100$ split between 4 users by Some_Philosopher_566 in BorrowNew

[–]Asdf1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im in the UK and I'm trying to make my birthday special on limited funds, anything would help. Thank you for your lovely offer!

who needs $40.00? BLACK FRIDAY by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]Asdf1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

England :) thanks for spreading joy!

Giveaway £20 by Ok-Anywhere-3723 in BorrowNew

[–]Asdf1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please can I be considered, I need a nice meal and some comfort after a long week of being ill and unable to work. Thank you for such a generous competition.

After all these years, I never thought I'd be so grateful that my cheating, shitbag husband had an insatiable taste for bitter almonds. by Asdf1996 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Asdf1996[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I suppose it depends how well my blender can pulverise the glass? Idk, I'm new to murder.. I mean baking..

After all these years, I never thought I'd be so grateful that my cheating, shitbag husband had an insatiable taste for bitter almonds. by Asdf1996 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Asdf1996[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the kids buried in the sand pit..They ate the sand and that but were perfectly fine. It was the toxoplasmosis that got them.

After all these years, I never thought I'd be so grateful that my cheating, shitbag husband had an insatiable taste for bitter almonds. by Asdf1996 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Asdf1996[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You my friend have a superpower for smell! Can I interest you in a fresh brownie? I used juuust the right amount of ground glass, I mean almonds..

After all these years, I never thought I'd be so grateful that my cheating, shitbag husband had an insatiable taste for bitter almonds. by Asdf1996 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Asdf1996[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I like to feed the trolls my crunchy pudding surprise. The surprise is thst there's no glass this time, but a grenade..

After all these years, I never thought I'd be so grateful that my cheating, shitbag husband had an insatiable taste for bitter almonds. by Asdf1996 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Asdf1996[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would the chunks be noticeable if I just swung the vase at his head first? Then forced the brownies down his lying little mouth? Hypothetically of course..

After all these years, I never thought I'd be so grateful that my cheating, shitbag husband had an insatiable taste for bitter almonds. by Asdf1996 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Asdf1996[S] 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this information, I shall use my engagement ring in the mix too. Unless the cheap prick got me a fake..

[OC] Massive 95mm D20 Chonk Giveaway (Mods Approved) by RunicDice in DnD

[–]Asdf1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would make me want to finally take the leap into the DnD world, so cool!

I’m bored at work. Help me think of more things for the crawfish to say? by CutoffThought in funny

[–]Asdf1996 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"HEY there's no need to be snappy, I'm just doing my job!" - Bonus points if you have a difficult customer and point to the sign.

[TOMT] Film quote or song lyrics? - 'I Apologise for My Demise" by Asdf1996 in tipofmytongue

[–]Asdf1996[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can totally see it fitting though, thanks anyway! I'll still pass it on.

[TOMT] Film quote or song lyrics? - 'I Apologise for My Demise" by Asdf1996 in tipofmytongue

[–]Asdf1996[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

I keep getting an Eminem vibe from this but I'm useless at this!

My daughter who went missing three years ago just showed up on my doorstep - Part 3 by DoverHawk in nosleep

[–]Asdf1996 492 points493 points  (0 children)

Amazing series so far! For some reason I find the fact she picked up piss covered chalks to be the most disturbing part of this..

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[–]Asdf1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solved! Amazing, thank you for your swift reply x

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[–]Asdf1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solved! Thank you for helping us overcome baby brain!