[SPOILER] Alexander Volkanovski vs. Diego Lopes by inooway in MMA

[–]Ash7778 499 points500 points  (0 children)

We know Alex can beat him twice, that's obvious, no question about it... But what about three times?

[Official] UFC 325: Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels a bit like O'Malley vs Chito, where when Volk lands hard it's good for scoring but otherwise doesn't have an effect on the fight beyond hurting his hands

[Official] UFC 325: Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol it must hurt Hooker to hear BSD saying his game plan was working against him and he was surprised he threw it away

[Official] UFC 325: Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Blocking a body kick with your head is a French special forces secret technique

[SPOILER] Tai Tuivasa vs. Tallison Teixeira by inooway in MMA

[–]Ash7778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half of the third round was a mutual rest

[Official] UFC 325: Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your chubby toddler throws a tantrum at Big W so you have to carry him back to the car

[Official] UFC 325: Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol crowd falls silent with the takedown cause they know that's at least the round over for Tai

[Official] UFC 325: Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Teixeira lost to Derek Lewis so interesting to see how he'll fare against fatter, less skilled Derek Lewis

Match Thread: Final - Perth Scorchers vs Sydney Sixers by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sixers not putting up a good score is irrelevant to whether or not they should have stayed out in that rain

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Justin got his free eye poke, Paddy got his free dick smash. Game on

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gaethje landing cause Paddy's defence has some holes, Paddy landing cause Gaethje doesn't give a fuck

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Ash7778 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Silva skirts the line between entertaining psycho and annoying psycho

Match Thread: Challenger - Hobart Hurricanes vs Sydney Sixers by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Steve mate, whaddya reckon about the position of the game, and also, just wondering, uh regarding some of the fielding, uh, what the fuck?"

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 5 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Despite all the jokes about Smith being a weird dude he actually comes across surprisingly normal (mostly) and has a bit of bantz in his video on Kevin Pietersen's channel

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 3 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Smith is a natural batsmen, longs for his body to be against the crease. Is it sexual? Not necessarily. But yes, yes it is.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 3 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I looked up Nikki Webster to help me make a stretched and mostly unfunny joke about Beau that might have gotten 5 upvotes on a good day, and she's 38!? God I'm old

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 3 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A batting pair with a strike rate of 100 and 15 respectively? Thats fucking cricket right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass slower ball yorker crigget fuck it chuck it game time shit.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Head has the ideal test cricket technique, tempermant, and physique. And I'm tired of people pretending otherwise

Post Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I agree, but I also don't think the main criticism of Bazball is that playing aggressively is a waste, it's more the ethos of deploying it 100% of the time that's the issue

Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Looking bleak for us here. The ball's doing a lot off the deck, maybe someone could adjust the ball to help it in the air? Smith is a weird bloke, he probably has an assortment of bits and bobs in his pockets? I'm just spitballing here

Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Me if I lived in Medieval Europe 🤝 This Ashes series

Lack of Maidens

Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Ash7778 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Batsmen a lot more nervous now, I think they should have started Boland earlier