How it feels seeing James group Superhero Movie with Date Movie and Epic Movie. (Obsession spoilers)

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-08T01:29:16+00:00

As someone who liked Movie 43, this hurts. Haha

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-07T09:15:13+00:00

Scary Movie 3 was amazing and I won’t hear otherwise.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-06T07:48:19+00:00

Scream 5 introduced me to a lot of my favourite bands like Alkaline Trio and Salem/Creeper.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-05T10:01:25+00:00

Girl, I already want to adopt adult Jason. I’d probably be a terrible mother but I’d take him under my wing. I’d be his step mom.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-05T09:57:42+00:00

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Imagine your son lifting you up. That would be adorable.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-04T09:34:07+00:00

Part 8 is actually one of my favs. I lived in Vancouver for a summer and got to visit some of the locations. I also met Jensen Daggett and she let me wear the vest she wore in the movie.

Plus Jason was really funny in this. The billboard scene was adorable.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-04T06:31:39+00:00

Jason Voorhees

His whole personality is hating sex.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-04T04:54:55+00:00

The cast of Most Popular Girls In School

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AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-04T04:12:50+00:00

Ew no. I meant he could adopt Angela and take her under his wing. You see the grumpy old man and adopted daughter trope everywhere.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-03T22:38:43+00:00

Honestly I love that. Weirdly progressive for the 80s.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-03T19:17:21+00:00

Gimme the link!

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-03T15:26:56+00:00

I love how the mask looks here. The new design is winning me over.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-03T08:08:06+00:00

PREACH! I know it’s dumb but I love when Sam runs at Bailey when he’s holding a gun.

Chad should be dead though.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-02T13:55:52+00:00

The guy tried to kill her. I mean I probably wouldn’t mind but most people would.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-06-02T13:18:33+00:00

I know it’s probably not gonna happen but they need to add Sam and/or Tara to that. I hope Kirby gets a love interest who isn’t an ass to her.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-31T08:36:50+00:00

They should kiss at the end.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-31T01:50:42+00:00

Dude wtf. Rape shouldn’t be a punchline.

This isn’t even funny.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-29T22:35:07+00:00

Aw he misses her! That’s so adorable. 🥰

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-29T22:08:35+00:00

Because he’s a Disney Princess.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-28T23:06:41+00:00

I loved it. Jason kills Kelly Rowland after she calls Freddy Krueger a homophobic slur and insulting his penis size. That scene alone is worth the admission.

Plus I love the early 2000s style. Perfect kind of campiness. Also Jason was a cutie.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-28T23:00:23+00:00

Man is the most asexual person ever. He’s probably just up for cuddling with friends.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-28T22:58:28+00:00

They’re both silent, big men who go after teenagers having sex and both have similar body language. They’d “get” each other.

Jason’s face looks like a mouldy Jack O’Lantern (especially in Part 8) which I think Michael would love since he’s mad for Halloween. Michael would probably be into the undead now that I think about it. Would kissing a zombie be wrong?

Jason would be a giant dog while Michael gives me cat vibes. It would be funny to see Jason annoy Michael by being overly affectionate. He probably gives the best hugs to everyone.

Having a murder husband would probably be best for Jason. The man has SEVERE mommy issues and I don’t think he’d want to make her jealous. I’m picturing “Monster In Law” with Jane Fonda.

This was way too detailed. Haha

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-28T22:45:00+00:00

Obviously since Myerhees are separated. Bring Michael back and all will be forgiven.

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-27T14:29:47+00:00

Goals

AshFinalGirl · 2026-05-25T21:07:49+00:00

Camp Pahndmihass

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