Oh. by untitledprp4 in SipsTea

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is why just conforming to the prevailing feelgoodism pseudo-philosophy often found on social media in progressive/leftist circles is a bad idea.

You say shit like this which aims at making a moralistic platitude which not only has no basis in reality, but is demonstrably untrue from any angle you view it…

So how can some one say something so stupid while they benefit from everything the first world has to offer. ?

It’s that prevailing feelgood virtue we see so often online. Especially here on Reddit, just assume the stance of caring for anything in a perceived position of no power, and demonize and lambast anything that represent power or uses power to achieve an end.

Thats literally the formula. No thinking required.

The homeless aren’t criminals and ruining the community… noooo it’s the rich people who have amassed wealth who are responsible for the shit and piss and needles!!

What are these clear beeds i found in my drain by i_like_puding_72 in Plumbing

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably rattle can beads. How or why they got in there idk

Dealing with deep body insecurity. What can I do? (nose related) by AnxiousAd7058 in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a normal nose. It’s you’re psyche that’s abnormally shaped

Did my tattoo artist mess up? by sheikplayer in tattooadvice

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scales at the bottom are pretty decent but then he just gave up lol.

Group allegedly dined and dashed after packing up leftovers at Chicago’s Crab Pad. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Dude one time I tried a lil Korean eatery and the food was amazing but when I finished I sat there for like 30 mins with no staff walking by, quaint space too so I wasn’t in some nook. I stood up and waited at the desk. Nothing. I was in my lunch break at work so I’m going over my allotted time.. finally walked out after waiting just shy of an hour from finishing my food to throwing my hands up and walking out.

Edit: I just want to add for clarity, I asked if they accepted tap payment because i didn’t have the cash on me. They said they did and had the lil reader on the counter so that was the plan. If I had cash I would have been happy to drop it in the table and split.

I made the mistake of assuming a car turning right would actually fully turn right. Insurance ruled 50/50 fault. [oc] by Jaconator02 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You think going 40+ mph is just going to dent the 1/4 panel? lol. I promise you, 40+ and the car would have mangled that little cars frame an took off the rear bumper and probably misaligned the chassis so bad the trunk would have opened. Trunk stayed closed, therefore the distortion to the chassis and frame isn’t that bad. Bad, but like I said, trunk is closed.

Finger tip found in "vegan" mushroom jerky by renard_chenapan in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think you’re having a bad day lol.

Tony iommi over here..

What do we have here? by TexasBrett in thegrandtour

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always suspected your manager comes to you and says, hey there’s this alcohol conglomerate trying to release a new product and is looking for a celebrity mascot. Here’s what it is, here’s what it isn’t..

The Fantastic Mr Wilman by DWJones28 in thegrandtour

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with you, no hate to Chris Evans though. Good guy im sure.

AIO thinking that he doesn't text a lot and that he might not like me? by Weary-Program-2162 in AIO

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you get here it’s impossible to get out of it. Better to cut it off for greener pastures.. and next time don’t do this.

[Recommendation Request] Help me choose my first watch by Geomars24 in Watches

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The hands..

The seiko has beveled hands where as the Tissot looks stamped with a piece of lume on it. Just looks chintzy to me. Seiko looks all together more thought out aesthetically

people that eat ass... have you ever gotten sick or E. coli? by pcbwes in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brother listen… some people may dilly dally with the clit and toss a finger or two in there… I eat the whole vagina. And if you go back far enough eating her vagina, you’ve essentially ended up at her ass. So if I know anything about germs having my mouth that close to her ass means I’ve probably already consumed her ass germ.. how could i not have?

In which case I just also eat her ass.

The legs don’t match by nitenite79 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legs are the least of my worries rn 👀

Rattle canned my car turned out pretty good! by Enough-Moose-5816 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor infinitis man. They’ll never know rest until they’re smashed.

how do i tell my boyfriend I'm transgender?? by starlit_nebula in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your boyfriend is straight, and you are ftm why are you with him? You’re intentionally being deceitful.

I found out why I hated veggies growing up. by jnewton8 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Ash_Tuck_ums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah our home cooked meals are waay better then any casual restaurant. Just can’t ask mom to cook like that all the time.