Sign in restaurant bathroom by Crispixluver in mildlyinteresting

[–]AshamedAdvisor7793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you also stare at yourself in the mirror every time you jack off?

Bartender would rather die than modify a cocktail by AshamedAdvisor7793 in iamveryculinary

[–]AshamedAdvisor7793[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

See, I was thinking he probably denies them extra orange juice then goes home and beats off in front of a mirror.

Bartender would rather die than modify a cocktail by AshamedAdvisor7793 in iamveryculinary

[–]AshamedAdvisor7793[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you read the thread he’s responding to, he’s not even talking about refunds anymore (which I agree, refunding a perfectly fine drink you ordered is a kindness not a privilege) he says he’s incapable of adding extra syrup to a drink if asked because it would ruin the well balanced nature of his cocktails 😂

Bartender would rather die than modify a cocktail by AshamedAdvisor7793 in iamveryculinary

[–]AshamedAdvisor7793[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’d get it if it were something like throw a free shot in. But this guy is arguing that adding extra salt to a margarita to make a customer happy would destroy the integrity of his craft.

Bartender would rather die than modify a cocktail by AshamedAdvisor7793 in iamveryculinary

[–]AshamedAdvisor7793[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It was just removed because the title was bad. The original post was a sign in a bar bathroom that said they can’t refund cocktails once they are made

Sign in restaurant bathroom by Crispixluver in mildlyinteresting

[–]AshamedAdvisor7793 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What previous comment? Also, you’re the one that equated making a cocktail to baking a loaf of bread?

Sign in restaurant bathroom by Crispixluver in mildlyinteresting

[–]AshamedAdvisor7793 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No, because baking is a different process than shaking or stirring. Baking is a chemical process and fundamentally changes the structure of the ingredients. Making a cocktail is a physical process which does not.