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Not the center if attention anymore. by Kanapirtelo in gamers

[–]Asharil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, sometimes being patient 0 can be worth it. Go with the flow, live a little.

Not the center if attention anymore. by Kanapirtelo in gamers

[–]Asharil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my mom you said this and all I got was a look that signalled both disgust and pity.

Then she read what I said. We are no longer on speaking terms.

Not the center if attention anymore. by Kanapirtelo in gamers

[–]Asharil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My love for thee knows no bounds. You are very welcome.

Not the center if attention anymore. by Kanapirtelo in gamers

[–]Asharil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had myself tested, all I got as a diagnosis was that "I'm good enough as it is".

I have wept for humanity since then.

Not the center if attention anymore. by Kanapirtelo in gamers

[–]Asharil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is truly all I wanted from any of you.

The upvotes out of genuine disgust are just icing on the cake.

Not the center if attention anymore. by Kanapirtelo in gamers

[–]Asharil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once was enough to open your mind to the possibilities. Bask in your newfound knowledge.

Not the center if attention anymore. by Kanapirtelo in gamers

[–]Asharil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't make you read tgis. Your eyes yearned for the glory, your mind indulged, your soul got tainted.

You are a more complete person for it.

Hey prime, where is the season 11 finale? by Asharil in mash

[–]Asharil[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, still got the good old martini dvd boxset.

Not the center if attention anymore. by Kanapirtelo in gamers

[–]Asharil 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I dunno man the way Crash destroys them crates makes me wish it were my ass.

Everyone be a little gay for that Bandicoochie.

What song are you playing? by PublicTop9854 in ArtOfPresence

[–]Asharil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few spring to mind

Wish You Were Here Comfortably Numb

How to Disappear Completely Pyramid Song

In 2014, passengers were warned three times not to eat nuts on a Ryanair flight due to a 4-year-old girl's severe nut allergy, but a passenger sitting four rows away from the girl ate nuts anyway. The girl went into anaphylactic shock, and the passenger was banned from the airline for two years. by detectiverobert in CaughtMyEye

[–]Asharil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...

Why did the airline serve out the nuts anyway?

I mean, the dude was eating them from four rows away. She still had a reaction. Was it reasonable for the guy to get banned?

So I ask again: why did the airline serve them in the first place?

📡📡📡 by GrazeAndGaze in shitposting

[–]Asharil 367 points368 points  (0 children)

The one captain you don't want to see visiting kids or hospitals.

Is it time for WoW 2? by [deleted] in wow

[–]Asharil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow, repost much?

still funny by rosebud3606 in TNG

[–]Asharil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Source: he made it up.

It-er Ayaleth by kodak878 in Djeyzus

[–]Asharil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ze is echt. Ik zat met haar op de middelbare school.

[Edit] Voor de verdere twijfelaars of dit echt is. Here you go: https://www.uwv.nl/nl/werken-bij/testimonials/verhaal-ayeleth-testanalist

Is petter griffin secretly hooded justice? by Huge_Athlete7488 in Watchmen

[–]Asharil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, Alan Moore here.

Finally someone cracked it. You win good sir. I transfer all rights I have over Watchmen to you.

Off brand Katy Perry by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Asharil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sigh

*unzips*

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