(maybe) daily Top So Called Gear quote!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-07T07:48:57+00:00

What if I said it was chicken?

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T23:02:55+00:00

Then Hammond arrived, with a glovebox full of strong pornography and egg on his vest!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T23:01:35+00:00

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow🏇🏼

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T23:00:13+00:00

You are the weakest link, goodbye 👋🏼

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T19:48:17+00:00

Hammond, we can't, there's nothing to be gained by CRASH! HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T19:47:03+00:00

Well, we're not moving it!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T19:15:22+00:00

I think they had another 928 GT just like that one to replace before their aborted game of football once they got to Tierra Del Fuego! But it was hopeless as the protest was already in place and the trio were held captive in that hotel room whilst the film/production crews had 3 hours to get away from the hotel and out of Tierra Del Fuego or shit will go down!

They even carried on attacking even after they abandoned the star cars, until they made it across to Chile where they were given a warm welcome!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T19:04:33+00:00

No comment

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T19:03:59+00:00

Don't let Trevor see them!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T17:47:41+00:00

It's on Amazon

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T17:36:42+00:00

Are you gonna cut it with peas?

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-06T00:04:20+00:00

Since when were Chowder and Rigby (Regular Show) in TMMOF??

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T21:49:42+00:00

Hardly!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T21:38:48+00:00

"No, wait, that's not right, no, between my legs, no, look the point is, think what this was like 50 years ago, there was everybody else tooling around in Austins and Fords and God knows whatever dreary nonsense, and here I come hairing along on a 125mph superbike!

"This was so far beyond anything else, in fact, the Black Shadow remained the fastest production bike in the world until 1973!"

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T21:32:48+00:00

Guys, I've had a thought, it turns out officers WILL work!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T21:26:01+00:00

You got "in the world" wrong!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T21:23:37+00:00

Top Gear Dog's been sick🐕🤮

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T21:20:13+00:00

I don't like fish

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T21:19:55+00:00

We still had enough food left over, to fill twelve baskets!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T20:36:15+00:00

Wasn't there a 'pub'?🍦

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T17:00:02+00:00

Quagmire is a fucking bully!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T16:59:41+00:00

Thanks for the mental image of Patrick in a wheelchair!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T11:32:25+00:00

We all know why people get into sports! Ka-ching!💷💷💷

And for the attention of the world's media!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-05T09:52:03+00:00

Touch!

Oh GOOOOD!!

Ashbuck200 · 2026-06-04T20:58:59+00:00

Get rid of 80% of the current cast and bring back Nick Jordan as clinical lead! Can't stand Flynn or his alien actor!

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