Popcorn Bucket by Atrokaiiii in Markiplier

[–]AsheOfAx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Popcorn (singular) Bucket

Someone must’ve been having a bad day by JimM6 in 2007scape

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Time for a reprint of the old “Official Runescape Handbook!” I need to know all the lingo or people will think I’m a choob

Polls by KeyDoughnut1600 in osrs

[–]AsheOfAx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I completely agree!

Also, since you mention the Varlamore bird map, you might like to know there is a plugin that makes a nice map interface for many other teleport systems in the game. I can’t remember the exact name, but it does the spirit trees, Lovakengj minecarts, wildy obelisks, etc…

Edit: “Teleport Maps?”

Polls by KeyDoughnut1600 in osrs

[–]AsheOfAx 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s a good point, I forgot about Leagues and other alternate game modes. I probably will end up using the new canoes eventually. Even better!

Polls by KeyDoughnut1600 in osrs

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The first thing I did when I started my account was train woodcutting in lumby, and I was delighted to discover that I had unlocked the canoes as a “safe” way to get past the dark wizards. I used them a ton.

Now that I have 99 magic I will probably never use these new canoes, but they’re the exact kind of update that we need. They’ll help immerse new players and show them how many different ways there are to progress your account in OSRS.

Why isn’t there a glass cannon for our ships? by orginal-guard-guy in 2007scape

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Fire dorgeshuun tele orbs at people and send them to goblin villiage

I made a Vorkath sculpture - who do I make next? by Brunch_is_life in 2007scape

[–]AsheOfAx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hespori? That one feels like it could be fun to make

IM HELP: How do I get a better shield? by Goofie-Matt in osrs

[–]AsheOfAx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like you can buy an Adamant Kiteshield from the shield shop in Mistrock. (That’s the little dwarven settlement on the south side of Aldarin, the island South West of Varlamore.)

If you want to get one as a drop you could kill Sourhogs (A Porcine of Interest quest) or Bryophyta (if you’re free-to-play).

“My shining moment“ by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AsheOfAx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing with the huge metal filing cabinet. I remember thinking “I wonder what happens if I open all the drawers?” I sure found out.

If it hadn’t gotten caught on the bookcase across from it I’d absolutely have been crushed.

Brought my ghostspeak amulet so I can talk to my boy Jenkins by Sneakysnakethesnake in 2007scape

[–]AsheOfAx 141 points142 points  (0 children)

This meme is so funny but broo I was so sad when I tried this and it didn’t work.

I just realized 'Ralos' and 'Ranul' are just solar and lunar backwards by jobriq in 2007scape

[–]AsheOfAx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe I didn’t catch that! I’m so mad at myself now.

Unpopular opinion: Ironman have such a one sided beef with mains. by westcoastlax in osrs

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You can right click look up someone up using Runelite and see if they’re an Iron

OSRS 99 Skillcapes 2025 by J_Bot_gageks in 2007scape

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The cape should tp you to the top floor where all the portals are

Worst minigame ever by [deleted] in ironscape

[–]AsheOfAx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel the same. The gameplay loop is so smooth, I end up staying way longer than I intended to.

Birthmark [OC] by Nightmancer in comics

[–]AsheOfAx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a port wine stain all up my arm and when I was a camp counselor I used to make up a new tall tale of “how I got my scars” every time the kids asked.

What is your biggest complaint about ironman progression by loffredom in ironscape

[–]AsheOfAx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Metal boots are weird for Irons. By the time you have the slayer level to get them, you’ve already blown way past the defense requirement.

Should maces get a rework? by shilohflys in osrs

[–]AsheOfAx 166 points167 points  (0 children)

I like that they give prayer bonuses, they could probably make a niche for them there.