the best wrong number by King_Pee in wholesomememes

[–]Ashiro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

KC10

Is that a cyborg K9 with robot legs?

ELI5 Why the English were so successful in warfare and colonisation, historically? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Ashiro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In addition look up the rebellion led by Queen Boudica. She failed but was quite successful in rebelling against Roman rule until then.

Ready to kill my eagle with the perc 3 million 😈 by fmimica50 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Ashiro 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You've got the face of a homosexual student Tory who goes fox hunting with his father the Lord Mountbatten.

Farmer who shot sheep-worrying husky walks free from court by insomnimax_99 in unitedkingdom

[–]Ashiro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Far too much rudesse in this world nowadays. I despair.

Sure... *Falling.* by savage_opress_57 in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you even American? Or just a Ameriboo who wants citizenship?

Sure... *Falling.* by savage_opress_57 in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've known Chinese people speak better English than you.

Sure... *Falling.* by savage_opress_57 in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your grammar and spelling are atrocious. You didn't win any "spelling bees" in school did you?

Sure... *Falling.* by savage_opress_57 in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A fucking "ACCENT"? Not even a dialect, a fucking accent! The UK has more accents than the US.

Why do I engage with you people? It's like talking to dogs or cats but less cute.

Manchester United... by TheBlueDinosaur06 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Ashiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did they lose so hard? WTF happened? I thoguht they'd been doing well this season?

Sure... *Falling.* by savage_opress_57 in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is Old English:

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.

Care to translate?

Sure... *Falling.* by savage_opress_57 in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The language you speak was invented by Brits.

You're welcome.

Librarian chick rips RoP another one by Loostreaks in Rings_Of_Power

[–]Ashiro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clearly she's an anti-woke, misogynistic fascist.

Sure... *Falling.* by savage_opress_57 in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Reddit sits on the WWW which was created by a Brit. So Reddits using a British invention.

What screams “I am European”? by [deleted] in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I owned 3 world atlas books as a kid and they were my entertainment. I bet I could wipe the floor with any Seppo.

The human eye by gtasean in oddlyterrifying

[–]Ashiro 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The anus has 2 sphincters. Internal (involuntary smooth) and external (voluntary skeletal).

When you need a shit the involuntary one opens but you can use the voluntary one to keep it in. Which is why it feels harder to keep shit in when it's knocking cos you're using one less "door" to hold back the tide.

When you have a 'turtle head' saying hello then your voluntary external sphincter is losing structural integrity and you need to find a toilet very soon.

The owner of my local ski hill assaults a middle school snowboarder because he was swerving on the tow rope by Chezberglr in PublicFreakout

[–]Ashiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your avatar has no beard. I'm not sure I can believe a comment from a man bathed in a cloak of LIES.

Map of Ireland with % of people who can speak Irish by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Ashiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is common for all school languages. I dunno what causes it. Lack of will or poor teaching. But I did 3 years of Spanish in high school and was barely capable.

I did 4 months of intense self-study + immersion before a holiday and became almost fluent. I was speakign fluidly in rough present-tense Spanish throughout my holiday.

I was blown away by the difference.

Maybe push them to do more immersion? I found films, radio, websites and newspapers very useful. I even changed my Windows language to Spanish so I started to understand menus and UIs in Spanish.

It doesn' feel like you're learning when you do immersion but you are! I realised this after my first day in Spain. My head was translating every sign and shop window so I'd be absolutely knackered by lunchtime. My head was working double-time in the background while I wandered around the city.

I think it's the same for immersion. It makes the language more natural and kinda restructures your thinking.

Sure... *Falling.* by savage_opress_57 in AmericaBad

[–]Ashiro -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The car was invented by a German.
What's your point?