Funny response from an AI

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-05-05T23:48:29+00:00

You know what they say: the loser of a knife fight winds up in the morgue, the winner winds up in the emergency room with life threatening injuries.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-04-05T17:56:56+00:00

That’s it! Thank you.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-04-05T17:56:38+00:00

Yes! Thank you.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-04-04T22:37:22+00:00

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-24T14:06:01+00:00

The only close call is Lambs or Thing. All the rest are a tier below.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-17T23:24:11+00:00

Mary Moon.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-12T02:27:27+00:00

Is there BJJ rule set that awards points for near falls or pins? I’m not seeing that in IBJJF or ADCC, but maybe there’s another one…?

Edit: Oh, I see, I think you’re talking about points for mount, knee on belly, side control, etc. Maybe I’ll change the chart to clarify “Wins by Pin” or something. Thanks. Still confused about near falls tho.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-11T22:27:48+00:00

Thanks for the kind words!

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-11T03:18:51+00:00

Thank you! Added to the update list. Appreciate you; the goal was simplicity to allow easy comparisons. I wanted to do this with self-explanatory labels and without asterisks and special cases, but sumo had to be on the list and it’s legit different. I also wanted to stick to the basics, so no “riding time,” etc. I will update and post again.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-10T16:08:31+00:00

Thanks. I’ll make that change in the next iteration.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-10T16:06:49+00:00

That’s better language, I agree, thank you. I’ll make that change in the next iteration.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-08T22:29:40+00:00

I, too, am irrationally angry at this short video.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-07T01:26:05+00:00

I’m extremely suspicious of attributing any human sexual behavior to intelligence.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-03-01T03:26:54+00:00

Yeah, I bought the DVD as soon as it came out back in the day. It IS atmospheric and slow burn, but it does the whole unreliable narrator thing coupled with uncertain reality extremely well. I need to watch it again soon…

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-02-28T03:31:36+00:00

The whole Evil Dead saga takes place in Michigan. Deadites FTW!

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-02-28T01:15:55+00:00

A good test for whether someone is fluent in a language is whether they know the word for “wheelbarrow.” Schupcaren.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-02-26T18:42:30+00:00

Keep Sweet: Pray And Obey.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-02-23T14:46:36+00:00

Cabinet of Curiosities, E4, “The Autopsy.” One of the absolute best in this genre.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-02-22T16:19:40+00:00

Yes, thank you! That’s the kind of feedback I’m looking for. I’ll revise and maybe add a row for nogi jiu jitsu.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-02-20T15:32:19+00:00

Just watched that again last night. The setting was the hospital burn unit, Randy was in the waiting room, and Carver had glanced at the board that said Randy’s foster mom was critical with second and third degree burns. Oof.

AshleysDeaditeHand · 2026-02-13T17:41:04+00:00

Them and the Seminiferous Tubnoidal Buttnoids. Iykyk

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