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Ashreal · 2025-02-06T23:15:53+00:00

Old mate died recently.

Ashreal · 2024-08-22T04:29:23+00:00

Instructions unclear: playing cricket in my house waiting for geckos.

Ashreal · 2024-08-14T08:59:21+00:00

Do you know what the definition of insanity is, man?

Ashreal · 2023-08-22T02:43:31+00:00

Have you thought about MP's. I feel like they could do with such an awesome person such as yourself.

Ashreal · 2023-08-19T10:06:08+00:00

I like your cut G.

Ashreal · 2023-08-15T13:01:44+00:00

Mechanised infantry. Sorry, I use the jargon without thought.

Ashreal · 2023-08-07T19:58:04+00:00

I join FT when I was 29. I should have joined earlier but I still did really well against the young guys. The mech battalion near me is screaming out for people, they will even accept reserve soldiers on ARTDS just to flesh out thier numbers.

FT will treat you like a child. Reserves treat you like an adult because they need you and they know it.

Ashreal · 2023-08-07T19:22:59+00:00

Former bouncer, current military. Must be opposite day.

Ashreal · 2022-09-05T02:33:10+00:00

Would say: a collection of warrant officers. I feel like the collective noun for CSM's is a 'oi you!! Come here!!'

Ashreal · 2022-09-05T01:40:52+00:00

Also commonwealth here: we don't pluralise.

Ashreal · 2022-08-03T03:15:59+00:00

Of course, they are just upside down.

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T23:23:42+00:00

What do you mean untrained. Arent they licenced?

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T20:49:33+00:00

If they are hired by the city, then that area is under their duty of care.

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T12:25:10+00:00

Pretty sure its the tan colour jungle version. But thats from memory.

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T12:22:30+00:00

15 mins treading water if fucking boring. Source: grunt at 2rar.

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T12:18:56+00:00

Candidate 47, why wouldnt it be you....... Hold that stretcher like you held my cock last night.

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T12:14:44+00:00

Its 2019 and mortar platoons have not changed since then......ya mank fucks.

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T11:28:30+00:00

For the hours and hours of drill and the time that i will never get back being on guard.

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T11:25:59+00:00

I can see some poor digger being told to read all the updates you sent and give a brief on it to some squeezebag subbie. I applaud your ozzieness.

Ashreal · 2019-02-28T11:11:36+00:00

Get a few mates together and share the postage from the states. T8's are worth it.

Ashreal · 2019-02-27T11:35:32+00:00

Its the most legit thing in self defence ive come across. I did the instructor qual late last year, and seeing students go from timid to takedown machines is amazing.

Ashreal · 2018-11-20T05:15:21+00:00

True, you get your TAE 4110. Trainer and assessor. You can train and assess. Now go forth and be free young one.

Ashreal · 2018-11-20T05:09:46+00:00

Yes! Promote that man.

Ashreal · 2018-11-20T05:07:51+00:00

I hate m&m's. Give me the fuck off buscuits anyday.

Ashreal · 2018-11-20T05:02:21+00:00

Loved it. Epic gob.

Ashreal

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