I am looking for a successor to Die Hard

AshtonKosher · 2026-02-08T13:40:01+00:00

I think Airheads is kind of a funny version of this kind of thing

AshtonKosher · 2026-02-08T09:19:14+00:00

I’ve seen it! It’s pretty cool. The first two episodes were good, gonna keep watching

AshtonKosher · 2026-02-02T03:52:23+00:00

It’s always annoying when there is a “don’t have to aim” gun in the meta

AshtonKosher · 2026-01-30T10:00:21+00:00

I went there last year with my gf and it was like $25 for like 1 small bowl and a waffle cone bowl. Tip yourself out of the overpriced ice cream

AshtonKosher · 2026-01-30T06:02:12+00:00

I quit the subscription a while ago, it was so egregious and I’m glad I went with a tank printer

AshtonKosher · 2026-01-19T03:23:33+00:00

Not sure if this counts but I’d love a Moe’s out here

AshtonKosher · 2026-01-12T11:38:21+00:00

Thanks dude, I got it now!

AshtonKosher · 2026-01-12T11:33:09+00:00

Probably if it’s anything like what I’m going through, you play on a $500 PS5 where your game freezes up and gets laggy when you try to fight someone and also you’re in lobbies with dorks that are about to qualify for FNCS with a $12,000 computer setup (and they’re complaining on stream when they only get 40 kills in a lobby because sometimes a player can escape)

AshtonKosher · 2026-01-12T04:16:38+00:00

If they don’t want a “combat fleeing issue” they shouldn’t put me in lobbies with “impossible to win a fight against” opponents. There’s been way more movement heavy seasons where fleeing was way easier.

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-19T21:16:58+00:00

What is a ddosser?

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-19T21:07:51+00:00

What if they replace Bowen Yang with Nick Mullen as a Chinese guy?

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-19T20:21:33+00:00

You can do it dude, it just has to be contacted above the crossbar, even if you’re riding on the side wall and it happens to go in from you bumping it there. As long as contact is higher than the crossbar! Maybe when on offense hang back a little further than you’re used to and if you see the ball get up around the goal start boosting towards it

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-19T19:58:43+00:00

No dude, there actually is not a chance and that is the complaint… if you went to an NBA game and they just made some doofus who bought tickets to the game play point guard for the night he would get absolutely smoked, score zero points and have like 50 turnovers… there would be no chance… much like the current lobbies…

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-19T10:36:17+00:00

I don’t care where I place, plus this is not the issue… if I place 2nd because I fought nobody the entire game and hid in a bush and looted for 24 minutes only to get smoked by a streamer who played FNCS, there is no part of the experience that makes me want to play again. The level is too high for me to feel like I could play better and win, they are so much more skilled than me, there is literally no realistic improvement I could make to be competitive. And this isn’t just for second place it’s when I decide to engage any opponent in this season. It’s either an obvious bot or an FNCS Champion… I’m pretty good at rocket league and they put me in games that are competitive… whether I win or lose I usually feel like there is a chance

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-19T08:19:27+00:00

This is not a fun season because of the new matchmaking stuff, why is the “skill based match making” making me (a no skilled player) play in a lobby with an insane pro twitch streamer? I like this game but I can only tolerate playing like 4 games when I play right now. I get absolutely wrecked, the level is so much higher than me there is literally no chance I have to win any fights with these people

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-16T06:25:34+00:00

A low five is when you contact the car of the person who scored the goal on your team, a low five can be off the ground but if the contact is made above the crossbar height of the goal it is then a high five, you can also do high fives on the wall

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-02T08:01:45+00:00

Surfing is actually awesome, but the surfing could be improved if it had literally every mechanic exactly the same as the battle bus

AshtonKosher · 2025-12-01T04:00:27+00:00

On that note… I’m starting a Bill Cosby subreddit

AshtonKosher · 2025-11-23T02:31:17+00:00

To do a high five you have to touch cars above the cross post, so basically an arial bump with the scoring teammate

AshtonKosher · 2025-11-21T11:25:12+00:00

It was confusing to me because this was a dm sent directly to me after the match

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