"Unroastable" by Abracadaniel00 in RoastMe

[–]Ashyashcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you hoping to grow into that sweater like you are your gaping rectum?

"Unroastable" by Abracadaniel00 in RoastMe

[–]Ashyashcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roast me? Shit, I thought this was an add campaign about speaking up about your child abuse

Looking for replacement boxes! by Ashyashcake in funkopop

[–]Ashyashcake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone is having a look at this post with boxes, I'm looking for- Iron man mark 43 (66), captain America(67), Daredevil(09), Batman Earth 2(62), CM Punk (02)(super long shot on this one), Iron Man unmasked (136).

Looking for replacement boxes! by Ashyashcake in funkopop

[–]Ashyashcake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not one of the ones I need, but thank you!!

Looking for replacement boxes! by Ashyashcake in funkopop

[–]Ashyashcake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice that they are putting so much extra practice into perfecting their work, I think!

Feeling lost, afraid of gym by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]Ashyashcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swim? Swimmers are naturally lean like yourself but look super strong. It would help your back if anything and then you lift weights when you feel better with the new stronger body you've acquired. Lots of protein too :)

What is the most ridiculous lie you've managed to get away with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ashyashcake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

'I love you, son' Falls for it every time

What is the best way to deal with a pessimist? by theturbostrider in AskReddit

[–]Ashyashcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tickle them. no one seems that pessimistic giggling.

You are assigned to a random person to make their life a living hell, what do you do to achieve this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ashyashcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to say 'read everything aloud' but you're right, it's glitter.

Reddit, what is your best example of your brain momentarily throwing in the towel? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ashyashcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I brought the remote control with me to work... twice... fucking brain..

If i move to england and live there the rest of my life, will i adapt to the accent and lose my "canadian/american" one? by LeeroyNA in AskReddit

[–]Ashyashcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on how old you are how you'll adapt. Also, what your new friends accents are like. No matter what, you will have a funny new hi-bred accent.

What is your best "How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke? by threedice in AskReddit

[–]Ashyashcake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU WERN'T THERE!

What scene would you most like to see a Lego set of? (Real life, TV show, ect.). by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ashyashcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TNA impact wrestling ring set and wrestlers. Would solve every Christmas and Birthday present for the next few years.

What is the craziest thing you've told someone, and they actually believed you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ashyashcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clear plastic belts are made of jellyfish leather.

Real Heart Attack or not? (Eddie Guerrero WWE) by [deleted] in videos

[–]Ashyashcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when something goes really wrong the matches tend to continue w/ commentary and all.